Secret that only Washingtonians know:

Planes are actually reproduced sexually, not in a factory. They only do this where little to no tourists are to keep the other 49 states and 194 other countries docile.

and the 14 territories

anarchy Minecraft players making software that can hack into government databases but use it to kill people in video games

"my pvp skill is great"

War Thunder lore

one of my fav games

It's funny cause the community randomly posts classified government documents in the forums