I did not steal this idea from milkismilk

What are your opinions on Will and Lian making out

"Kinda homo ngl!"

Correct

"You what now-"

yep

"I'm not gay, sorry to disappoint 😔🙏"

it is પાપ મહિનો [SIN MONTH], QUINN

"I'm scared."

very few 異性愛者 [straight people] survive પાપ મહિનો.

"I'm not. Uh. Straight."

Then これは何ですか？[what's this?

"Uhm! Is it gay to kiss the homies goodnight?"

Depends on the コンテクスト。[context.]

"Oh."

Society has its double standard, Quinn. Girls kiss other girls, and no one bats an eye. BUT WHEN YOU 友達におやすみのキスをして、[KISS YOUR HOMIES GOODNIGHT], SOCIETY. SOCIETY CALLS YOU ゲイ。[GAY.]

"Exactly! I am not gay because I kiss the homies goodnight. Or because I sleep in the same bed as my best homie. Or because we make out. It is NOT gay!"

What's this?

"Is that not a thing homies do?"

That's ちょっとゲイっぽい[kinda gay], you know.

"No, I swear it's just a homie thing!"

4K に捕まっています、クイン!オンラインでの評判が完全に破壊されることを覚悟してください! [YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT IN 4K, QUINN! PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR ONLINE REPUTATION ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED!]

What’s your opinion on gravity falls

"It's a really good show! I enjoy it a lot. :D"

I like the last few episodes. It’s really crazy how somehow they defeated bill. By the way, do you know what the backwards message says?

"I have no clue, honestly."

Do you want to know?

"Sure!"

how much do you weigh

"Uhhh, idk. Probably a lot considering that I'm a robot!"

Do you know who else suffers from dementia

"Your mom?"

Do you know who else suffers from dementia

"Oh dear.."

*soviet union music starts playing*

Are you gay for Raymond

"Hmm. I'd really have to think about that one! I don't think I have a favourite."

Damn ok

"It's not gay to kiss the homies goodnight."

Are you sure
Do you wear socks when you do it

"I- uh. I can't exactly. Wear socks. My legs are like boots kinda. Socks don't fit."

You don’t wear socks when you kiss your homie goodnight so therefore it is gay

"Nuh uh! I used #kissingthehomiesgoodnight on tumblr and the text didn't turn rainbow, therefore it isn't gay!"

So what, when you use hashtags like “genderfluid” and “agender” the text doesn’t turn the colours of those flags, right? So it’s still gay lmao

"I-! You have a point."

I know >:)

"😔"

Alright, what’s your favourite band