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Alright, alright, here's the deal.
Woo!
I don't got good luck with the women, man.
I pull up in my grandma's minivan.
No hubcaps, one mirror,
Duct tape through-out the interior,
Wheels falling off like a grocery cart,
Headlights broke so it's always dark.
"Oh, I thought you said it was a push-to-start."
Yeah, you gotta get out and push to start!
You might have to pay when I wine and dine,
'Cause my credit card's probably gonna get declined!
I use my sock as a napkin,
When I tell a joke, I'm the only one laughing.
I'm just an awkward dude.
I stand too close when I talk to you.
And when the waiter says: "Sir, enjoy your food!"
I say: "Thanks alot, you too!"
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Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it"
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm, this might be alright
But wait, I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet, I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said, "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo, holmes to Bel Air"
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes, smell ya later"
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air
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