"As the president of Mars, I would just like to say that I learned human language and recreated a phone just so I can hop in and affirm that we do not want to date you at all, we're passing this one to God"
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"As God, I can say that while I love all my children, I will have to decline. Lemme pass this one down to my homie jesus"
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"As God, I can say that while I love all my children, I will have to decline. Lemme pass this one down to my homie jesus"
"I'm sorry to say this, but I died on the cross for everybody's but this girls sins. I'm passing this down to Satan, because this girl will be having a meeting with him soon"
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"As Satan, I can very much say no. I'm passing this one down to that doom guy person from the based videogames"
