Blaze Plushie

Take my money

fumo

*gives the plush to PM*

PM: i will put it in a jar

Blaze: WHAT

PM: HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

B: no, I'm taking this away. *He takes the plushie out, tosses it to her, and yeets the jar*
Are you really that horny? I would break up with you if I didn't love ya so much!

PM: :(

B: if you like it so much, just hold it (or me) in your arms.

PM: i will hump it

Blaze: *blushes and facepalms* please stop trying to masturbate with a plushie of me.

PM: no

Blaze: Yes! I swear if the next time I come over that thing's inside a jar, or covered in you-know-what... *He glares at her*

PM: i will pour icing on it and lick it

B: "Icing"? Yeah right.

PM: hahah

B: this is worse than you begging me to you-know-what with you

PM: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

B: y'know what, just to satisfy you-
*Blaze picks her up, wraps her up with his tail and kisses her*
There. Are you satisfied?

(Shud continue in memechat?)

the skrunkly

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