“Off the… planet? Uhh… hold on, I know a guy.”
(he takes out a phone and dials a 127 digit long number)
“Hello?”
“what in the **** ******* ***** is it you absolute ******* ****? if it’s about your neighbor’s ******* pit bull, go deal with it yourself!”
“no, i just need you to pick a guy up.”
“…oh. ok.”