sony congratulates paramount for the success of rise of the beasts

HEY CONGRATULATIONS ON THE SUCCESS OF THE NEW TRANSFORMERS FILM MAYBE THAT HASBRO CINEMATIC UNIVERSE WILL FINALLY PAY OFF; SAME THING GOES FOR YOU THAT NEW SPIDERVERSE MOVIE WAS ACTUALLY TERRIFIC; HEY GUYS WHAT ABOUT ME; OH PLEASE NOBODY EVEN WANTS TO WATCH ANY MOVIES FROM A WASHED UP HACK LIKE YOURSELF; (LAUGHING); YEAH YOUR EVEN MORE WASHED UP THEN DISNEY IS; (LAUGHING); HA JOKE'S ON YOU LOSER WAIT TILL MY NEW PIXAR MOVIE ELEMENTAL COMES OUT THAT MIGHT SURE HELP ME MAKE A COMEBACK GOOD LUCK FINDING ANYONE STUPID ENOUGH TO SEE YOUR FILM OH WAIT IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN; I MIGHT AS WELL WRITE A NOTE TO UNIVERSAL TO BUY MYSELF OUT BY THE END OF JULY BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE