Phantom: as you can see, there is this contraption onstage. tonight, you will get to see the capabilities of this invention i have found.
(he would take out a small box. inside the box was a dead rabbit. the audience was disgusted.)
“This here is a dead rabbit. Now, watch what happens when I put it in the machine.”
(he puts the rabbit in, and shuts the door. after pressing some buttons and pulling a lever, the machine starts to glow.)
(After 5 or 10 seconds, the machine stops glowing. Phantom opens the door, and inside is…
…a no longer dead bunny!)
The audience cheers.
“I call it the revive-ijuvinator-reanimator-inator! You just need something that was once alive: a dead plant, a dead animal, even a dead person, and the machine will bring them back. Now, would anyone like to ask questions?”
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