pretend I was actually motivated enough to make an opening to the fight, oh yeah they were at a 7-11 for some reason lol
Goober attempts to land a flying kick at Gorg, Goober missed and instead crashed into a shelf, making it fall down on him. Gorg stares blankly.
What the hell? Gorg mutters.
Goober squirms out of the mess and tries to tackle Gorg but just slams his chin against the counter.
Man, stop. You're gonna get yourself hurt. Gorg said while offering a hand to Goober.
CHOMP! Goober bites down on Gorg's arm.
AH F**K, MAN! WHAT THE HELL! Gorg swings a haymaker punch at Goober knocking out a few teeth.
Gorg picks up a limp Goober and throws him into the window. The window shatters and Goober is covered in glass shards. Bystanders are just watching like wtf man. Gorg grabs Goober, throws him back into the store, grabs someone, and throws it at Goober. Gorg dives and tackles Goober, and thrusts him into the wall. Gorg grabs a Budweiser bottle and breaks it over Goober's head, another haymaker punch is delivered into Goober's face. Goober gets flung into the crowd, taking out a Grandma, and then Gorg does an elbow dive right into Goober, cracking several ribs. Gorg vaults over the counter, steals the safety gun, and unloads a magazine into Goober. Gorg grabs the emergency fire extinguisher and just empties it all on Goober, before throwing the empty canister at Goober's face. Gorg runs outside, hotwires a car, and drives it into the store crushing Goober and making the ceiling fall on Goober.
F**k you! Gorg said while grabbing a drink from a broken fridge.
