i may not have a brain gentlemen

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but i may have an idea

well I mean I love astolfo to the extent that I'd let him whip me and even piss in my mouth. Heck, I'd even let him make me his obedient little slave. My biggest dream in life has always been sucking his delicious, fat, long, juicy, hard, throbbing cock. I know I'll never achieve it but just the thought of it makes me hard.

WHA

If you wear this to the airport a scary creature called “police” will catch you and you will go to a scary place called “prison”

I'm buying this for next year