Daddy, what does that word mean?

dad what does the word nigg*r mean?

The Dad: Oh honey, it’s not that bad.
Also 8 year old me: Okay!^^

At home…

8 year old me: Mommy! Daddy taught me some new words!
The Mom: Oh that’s nice honey! What are these words?
8 year old me: *Starts reciting every racial slur known to man*
The Mom:….
Also the Mom: *Glares at Dad and pulls out the slipper*
The Dad: *Running while Mom is giving a blazing glare at him, attempting to swat at him with the slipper*
The Mom: *Catches up*
Also the Mom: *Tackles the Dad and beats him with the slipper*
8 year old me: *Eating Popcorn*

[End of flashback]

Mom (present day): So that’s how you lost your father.
Me: Oh…..
My mind: Scheiße. Verschwinde von hier, bevor auch du den Pantoffel bekommst!
(Translation: “Fück. Get out of here before you get the slipper too!”)

Wait, you know German?

Not much.

Oh, same. Just started learning it.

I’m teaching myself💀

I highly recommend Duolingo. That’s what I’m using

Ah f**k, I haven't gotten that far…

damn good read lmao

STUPID Ni-

DAD WHAT?!?

... "Tell you when you're older, son"

You think this is bad my dad becomes a frickin black rap artist when he sees natives

This comment made me exhale out of my nose

Is that good or bad

Good

🤌👍

Lol

i almost lost it on this one