I wanna slam my head into a wall

Take some Tylenol

I can't swallow pills

Or this

I don't know if we have that but I'll ask

Buy it from your local walmart

My mom refuses to shop at walmart because it "destroys small businesses"

Or Walgreens

I know it's sounding like I'm rejecting every option you give me but there aren't any stores near us
We live in the middle of nowhere basically and we don't own a car 😭

Arizona moment

I live in oregon 💀

HAHA GET OWOSMOSIS JOWONESed BITCH!

Mf the owosmosis jowones picture was the only thing that could save us bro 💀 /j (other than the real osmosis jones)

Mf you destroyed this, the only other thing that can stop a world ending sickness other than the real osmosis jones /j