ME:*COMES IN LATE*
TEACHER: WHY ARE YOU LATE?
ME: TRAFFIC
TEACHER: IS THAT MY FAULT?
ME: DID I BLAME YOU?
TEACHER: JUST GO SIT DOWN
ME: CAN I GO TO THE TOILET FIRST?
TEACHER: WHAT FOR?
ME:........ TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS.
TEACHER:*REALISES IM NOT BEING SARCASTIC*
