Can I buy you a drink? I’d like to see how good you are at swallowing.
Are you a toaster? Because I am looking for something to take a bath with tonight.
It doesn’t matter to me what you’ve got in your pants. Just as long as you can take what’s in mine!
I’m so jealous of your heart right now, because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not.
I don’t care if you’re vegan. I got the only meat you’ll ever need.
If you were a room in my house I’d make you the basement. So I could put kids inside you.
I’m no waitress, but boy I’ll take your tip.
Your body is 60% water, and I’m thirsty as F**K.
Hey boy, I just got some Boba Tea, but I bet it won’t be the last time I get balls in my mouth today.
I got us sushi for dinner, but that won’t be the only thing we do raw tonight.
I had sushi for lunch, it won’t be the last time I go down on something fishy today.
Are you hiring? Because you look like you have a couple openings that need filling.
You’re magnetic! My zipper is falling for you.
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