THE SCOTTISH DIDNT'T
INVENT THE BAGPIPE; NO? WHO DID THEN? IT WAS THE RUSSIANS; THE RUSSIANS?!? BUT THEY DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO WITH IT
SO THEY GAVE IT TO THE SCOTTISH; HOW'D THEY CONVINCE THEM TO TAKE IT? THEY CLAIMED IT WAS A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT; WAUW AND THEY STILL BELIEVE THAT!