Mf looks like micheal Jackson in the style of steven universe💀

When you realize he doesn't have the big meat you were looking for:

HE IS A ROBOT

Ok and?

Erm, attachable pp

When you can't just leap into the screen and f**k him:

Erm, fanfiction

When you can't go into the fictional world:

Erm, cosplayers

When you can't cosplay:

Erm, what the scallop

Why

He's zesty

Nuh uh

Yuh huh

No

Yes

What if f I told you

Why is he built like that

Mf no its the better alternative

LOOK AT HIS LEGS
WHAT IS THAT

Idk

Legs???

He doesn’t have even a slice of cake

That is not a problem

head built like this guys nose

Damn

NAUR 😭