me who sees wasted food

LOL

Clever

hey conducter why are there people on the tracks
i dont know co conducter any ways

The pilot wondering why there is a train and two idiots on the tarmac

I saw this joke before, but you picked a great photo! Lmao

It's their lives they're playing with...

That's what i call..... A Double Kill

Things just went from 0 to 100 real quick 0-0