Existential Crisis Be Like

am i dead?!?!?

No one ever knows for sure. Lol.

Who came to my funeral

Everyone who ever loved you. Every soul you touched. People said wonderful things about you. They had wonderful memories and stories about you to share with each other. There was standing room only.

but im still alive

...Or are you? Because even when you die, from your perspective, all you knew was being alive.

You could think you're alive, but actually be dead because you don't know what it's like to be dead. You only know living.

I only know living. Ok

Yes. You only know what it's like to be alive. Even dead, you'd only know life. That's the whole concept behind the Shrödinger's cat theory. In a sense, from the cat's perspective, it's alive because it's only ever known being alive, even if it dies. But you know, look it up, the internet probably explains it better than some dope like me. 😅

i already knew this though

Well then, you're smart. And probably good at or have at least done some work with physics.