Hey mister, I like your glasses. Thanks kid. Oh, sorry buddy. I need to wear these at all times to prevent my eyes from emitting a destructive concussive force. Can I try them on? Con-cushun force? Is that like a lazer?? Uh, not really... you see my eyes are actually portals to anoth-; ... ... I mean, yeah... yeah it's like a lazer. Wicked sweet.
