You might want to run

Karen’s gonna regret arguing over that missing H2O molecule in her water

Well, we have a new special! THE McKNUCKLE SANDWICH!!!

She’s probably still gonna complain that it needed 1 millimeter more of knuckle

*Hits and buries it a millimeter deeper*

Ogres:

Dafuq is that

The McOnion: An ogre's favorite McDonald's meal and the crybaby cousin to the McPickle.

Heals 15 McHealth + may inflict blindness because of the onions, unless you are an ogre or are immune to blindness

McHealth lmao

*wheeze*

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scuze me?

Sorry that was just some old guy having a seizure on my phone lol

oh- uhm.....erhm....ok-

She finna go down like those trade centers

Or that random field in Pennsylvania

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Dafuq?

I was uncontrolably laughing XD

Ok
I thought a 4-year-old was typing random gibberish

No lol im way older than that

Lmao

lol

Never underestimate the Brass McKnucle

lmao

Lol Ronald McDonald when he sits in the McDonald’s bench outside and people think he’s a statue

looks like he didn't get the punch line

The McBrass Knuckles: +10 McDamage

LOL

“If I go to mcdonalds, I wanna see a McA*sWhoopin” - Ray William Johnson

Lmaoooo

very true

teenage mdconald employees trying to get money when someone orders something "strange"

the more mcf**k around the more you are finding the mcf**king out

The more you*

I need one of those. Lolol 😂

Me too lol