No joke. Erp in memechat. Straight or Bi girls.

spring:*pulls out a pistol and shoots at the robber*

Jake: My dream is to make my own company. What's your favorite gun?

spring:"well my favorite gun is the bmg 50. cal"

Jake: Damn, that's a crazy gun mine is the Colt Python.

spring:"thats a pretty cool gun, i probably have it "

Jake: Yeah. I have a laser pointer on it.

spring:"thats very nice"

Jake: I'm too broke to get anything else.

Jake: Oh my god!

spring:"Are you ok?"

Jake: Yeah, but f**king hell you just shot him!

spring:"well he was pointing a pistol at you*

Jake: Yeah, thanks but... you carry a gun?

spring:"yea, im sorry for not telling you"

Jake: It's alright. *Pulls out Revolver* I do too.

spring:"oh wow"

Jake: I know it's our first date and we work together but I also work with guns.

spring:"same here, i also work with guns""

*when he shoots, Ellie jumps infront of (im using my crushes name and mine if that's ok) Josh and takes the shot, luckily it hits in between her ribs, killing her if it moved an inch in any direction*

Josh: Oh my god!

Genderswap Blook: "Nah."
*She grabs the bullet somehow.*

Mary: Please don't kill him!

Jake: *Starts to wake up*

Mary: *Is on the floor groaning and bleeding*

Jake: *Cough* Oh-Oh my god-d...

Mary: Jake... Ge-get-the...doctor

Jake: *Tries to get up* I-I can't...

Mary: Use...the...call...button

Jake: *Hits the call button frantically*

*A doctor shows up and treats her*

Jake: *Stares*

*Mary's stab wound is treate*

Jake: I-it'll be-e ok... *Cough*

Mary: I know

Jake: *Very raspily* Hey

Mary: Please take it easy

Jake: Oh, c'mon. *Puts hand on her hair*

Mary: I care about you and you are still injured *Holds your hand while stroking it*

Jake: I'll be fine.

Mary: I don't want you to take a risk

Jake: Ok, fine.

Mary: You're the only person aside from my dead parents, siblings, and past teacher that cares about me

Jake: Oh, my god what happened?

Mary: My parents were targeted by a mob of anti hybrid humans

Jake: *Coughs* I'm s-sorry. I wish I could talk more but it hurts to do it.

Mary: It wasn't your fault and you should rest

Jake: Ok. *Closes his eyes and starts to sleep*

Mary: *Watches over him*

Jake: *Sleeps still holding Mary's hand*

Mary: *Kisses his forehead*

Jake: *Smiles lightly in his sleep* (Just so you know, I am comfortable with kissing, snuggling, etc.

(Okay)
Mary: *Sleeps in a chair close to him with a blanket covering her*

*In Morning* Jake: *still sleeping*

Mary: *Stands before groaning and sees blood coming from her chest she applied pressure and goes to one of the doctors* I think I'm bleeding *Collapses*

Jake: *Coughs up more blood* Y-y-you'r-re right. I-I can't-t talk...

*The paramedics get you to the hospital and treat your wounds*

Nurse: He was shot in the lung so that's why he was coughing up blood and could barely talk. You can visit him now, though he's asleep.

Mary: *Nods and visits him* Will he be okay?

Nurse: He'll recover. The bullet luckily didn't do much damage. *Leaves room*

Mary: *Nods and breathes in deeply*

Jake: *Sleeping*

Mary: *Watches*

Jake: *Starts to wake up*

Mary: *Holds his hand*

Jake: Mary, please! He just wants money!

Mary: I'll hand over my money just don't kill him

Jake: *Takes out wallet and throws it at the robber*

Mary: *Watches*

Robber: Your purse!

Mary: *Hands it over*

Robber: *Starts to leave* Jake: You bitch! Robber: *Turns around and shoots Jake in the chest*
Jake: Ugh! *Collapses*

Mary: Jake! *Rushes over to him crying*

Robber: *Runs out of restaurant* Jake: Ughhhh... G-G-get help...

Mary: *Goes to the manager* Please call 911 because my date was shot by a gun and needs medical help

Jake: *Coughs up blood*

Mary: *Tries to stop the blood* Someone call 911!

Jake: *Blood is pouring out of his chest while he's coughing blood up*

Mary: *Puts more pressure while calling 911*

Jake: *Cough* m-m-mahhreee

Mary: Don't talk because paramedics are on the way

Jake: H-h-hold m-my handddd...

Mary: *Holds his hand while putting even more pressure*
*The paramedics arrived and get you in the ambulance*

Jake: s-so m-m-much for a-a fi-irst date

Mary: *Gets in the ambulance* Don't say things like that

Jake: *Cough* What happened?

Nurse: *Someone stabbed her chest but missed her vital areas*

Jake: Oh, ok. *Stares off scared*

Nurse: She will make it through

Jake: Good

Nurse: However you two will stay here for at least 2 weeks