#1,692

I found him in the wok

I always loved a warm meal of roast dog and vegetables

Yes, I’d get that Chinese takeout all the time 😋

China moment fr

Eh, I'm not the biggest fan of Chinese food.

Me about to grill the dog owner

I have kids in the oven, they just ain’t breathing, have no skin, hair, or eyes, and have been cut up into pieces and mixed in with dog, can’t wait to have some Child-Dog Casserole, let me know if y’all want some

Preheats oven for frozen pizza.