No joke or racist stuff. Other than that can be anything, just ask if it is ok first.

I want the reacist to win

same 😞✊🏻

heh

I had an AI do this. I said in the text "female" but i guess the word tiger took over.

Leafy readies his staff

???: Wait! What is your name?

Leafy

???: I'm Dar'Zunala.

*The two continue to fight*

Does a jump slash on the giy5

*The kahjiit snarls and shouts something and the guy goes flying backwards*

Wraps him up in vines

*The Khajiit breathes deeply, out of breath. The shout did something to her* (The picture is just an updated version of her)

throws the guy into the sky

*She appears to be dragonborn, because she shouted again and a wall of flame attacked the guy, killing him*

are you okay

???: I'm... fine... *she catches her breath for a moment*

leaves

*Whacks the racist guy with his baton* That should teach him!

*she kills the man*

You're welcome. *Leaves*

*Just then a dragon attacks. She swiftly runs out to kill the dragon, followed by guards*

Lelah: Hey! You! Stop this right now!

*She nods* Okay.

Lelah: Going off-topic, did you know the guy you were fighting earlier before this?

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(Here’s a picture btw)

*The two continue to fight*

*she fires blue flames at the two*
Lelah: That was a warning shot!

Dar'Zunala: FUS RO DAH! *The man flies backwards and lands on the ground which kills him* (The picture is an updated version)

*She stands there in shock.*

Dar'Zunala: *Catches her breath. A guard walking by notices what she did*
Guard: By the eight! The Thu'um! She used the Thu'um! She is dragonborn!

Lelah: Hold up, you’re DRAGONBORN???

Dar'Zunala: Yes. I am the Dovahkiin.

Lelah: *whispers* shit

Dar'Zunala: I can hear you. What's so wrong about me being Dragonborn?

Lelah: I wasn’t being disrespectful, I’m simply in awe

ZF: You go khajiit

Miner(top):Hi!
Ade(bottom):*llooks at racist*wait a minute*pulls out his gun*THAT SON OF BITCH

Septimus: "You two, stop causing a scene!"
*He tried to break them up*

*when you go through it looks like you are in... Sovngarde? You see the Khajiit and the Dark Elf speaking to some Human-Dragon hybrid.*

Septimus: "Did you think I couldn't make it up here?"

Dar'Zunala: Anyone can with that portal. But it is impossible to claim. The one place I can be safe. If you want to fight, everyone here is my allie so I wouldn't try it. Especially with him around *she points to the humanoid dragon* or me because when I am here I get a special ability.

Septimus: "What do plan on doing against Rome's attacks?"

Dar'Zunala: Us Dov and Dovahkiin are powerful in Sovngarde. If your so called, "Rome" decides to attack Sovngarde, you will have 2 million dragons attacking you. Every month we will attack if you manage to claim Skyrim.

Septimus: "2 million is clearly a bluff..."

I said Dragons. Their is another 5 million Dragonborn here, not including me. Plus we have this special ability...

Septimus: "I don't care for your puny gimmicks, Rome uses strategy and planning to succeed."

Septimus: "An egotistical scum with no pride."
*He listened for any indication of where she could be*

*She transforms into a humanoid dragon* Not to mention we can always transform into a dragon

Septimus: "Talk to the emperor, I'm not interested."

I wear such armor because it was a gift from Boethiah. Plus I can't handle drunks like that. But out in the wild I can kill anything.

Septimus: "You should learn to fight for yourself, if you end up on the streets you'll be cast to fighting in the Colleseum."

I can fight for myself. I should otherwise I would be dead a long time ago.

Septimus: "If that was true I wouldn't of had to save you."

*her ears perk up and she runs to the city gate that leads outside. You hear a dragon roar. She yells to you,* I can show you I can kill anything! *and she exits the city*

Septimus: *He quickly chased after her*
"This battle is not suitable for someone such as yourself!"

I am Dragonborn!!! I may be a mortal but I have dragon blood. I have killed thousands of these suckers! *she runs up below the dragon and starts shooting its wings with arrows.*

Septimus: *He tossed his spear towards one of the dragon's foot*

That won't do any damage to it at all *the dragon lands and she climbs on top of it and starts stabbing the top of its snout and kills it* done. And done.

Septimus: *He reached out his hand and the spear gravitated towards it*
"Why?"

Because spears they are used to. They have developed something where spears won't do any good. Its arrows you want. *something misty comes from the dragon and swirls around her and the dragons scales and meat disappear to only show its skeleton*

Septimus: "I have slain dragons before..."

You'll get used to seeing this. Happens all the time. *the city people look astonished. She collects the loose bones and leftover scales.*

Septimus: "You are an incredibly odd individual."

Eehhh. I get that all of the time. I'm the Dragonborn. This is normal.

Septimus: "I mean about how you just randomly showed up one day and easily slayed a dragon."

I have fought many. I know their weak points

Septimus: "I shall tell the emperor about you. A fight with you would be most enjoyable."

I might have... Assassinated the Emperor of Skyrim...

Septimus: "What is Skyrim?"

*you go through to find what looks like... Sovngarde? You see the Khajiit and Dark Elf talking to a human- not human. More like a human with dragon wings and horns.*

Where we are. Home of the Nords (humans)

Septimus: "You are mistaken."

What?

Septimus: "Skyrim is being attacked as you speak, it shall be renamed as Rome."

Never. Actually, you can have it. Even though there are Deadly Giants, Mammoths, Trolls, Frost Trolls, Dragons, Sabre Cats, Draugr (zombies), Skeletons, Werewolves, and Vampires. As long as you don't take Solsthiem or Elsweyr.

Septimus: "They shall all be conquered."
*He briefly looked in a different direction before turning back towards her*
"After all, I have killed more than one of each."

You wouldn't dare murder in Elsweyr! *her ears point straight in anger*

Septimus: "I do as the emperor demands."

*she hisses* f*** you. *she summons a dragon you guess was called Odahviing and she climbs onto the dragons neck*

Septimus: "Don't do this, you may be able to kill me but even you cannot take out millions of soldiers."

*You look the racist guy in the eyes and tell that he is currently drunk*

Septimus: "Do I look like I'm joking?"

*the racist man lunges at you and tries to stab you*

Septimus: *He narrowly dodged and front kicked them away*
"That was a warning blow."

*the man gives up on you and while the girl isn't paying attention and gets stabbed in the leg and yowls in pain.*

(who gets stabbed in the leg???)

(The cat)

(ah, okay)
Septimus: "Hey!"
*He pulled out his spear and smashed them on the head with the blunt side*

*they fall down and don't move. They're dead. (The racist, btw. Sry I haven't commented back)*

Septimus: *He picked up the dead body and turned to her*
"Are you okay?"

*the dragon moves its head before it hits its eye and breathes fire on him and they then arrive in Skyrim*

Septimus: *The spear quickly returned and he pointed it towards the fire, the flames attracted to the tip of his spear and were absorbed*

*the trio arrive on a mountain that is only accessible by dragons or riding a dragon. They then pass through an empty ruin and activate a portal that leads to somewhere*

(the trio?)

(The dragon, khajiit, and dark elf) *they wait at the portal to see if he would follow them there*

(ohhhh yeah sorry)
Septimus: *He tried scaling the mountain, using the spear to climb up*

*The Dark Elf puts his hand on his sword, ready for battle and the Khajiit pulls out her shield and sword*

Septimus: "I don't see your need to take me here."

*the two quickly jump through the portal*

Septimus: *He reluctantly followed*

(That last one about the shout was supposed to be in the Colosseum one, sry)

(ah okay)

I'm not going to kill you. I am going to go save someone and head where we are safe *she starts to fly towards Solsthiem*

Septimus: *He aimed towards her head and launched the spear at an immense speed, it effortlessly piercing through the air*

*she ducks before it could hit her and she shouts something and disappears*

Septimus: *The spear came back towards him and he chased after her*

*you end up in Solsthiem and when you see her again she is with a Dark Elf heading back to Skyrim on foot*

Septimus: "Your little crusade ends here."
*He walked in her way*

*she shouts something and he gets blown back then she summons the dragon again and escapes with the Dark Elf*

Septimus: *He attacked her the moment she yelled, quickly striking*

*she falls down with a grunt, the dark elf hops on the dragon and the dragon picks her up and they fly away quickly to Skyrim again*

Septimus: *He launched his spear towards the dragon's eye*

I-I'm fine. Thanks.

Septimus: "Why was he beating you up?"

Lets just say he was a drunk. The racist crap is in their blood. *she tilts her head to the dead body*

Septimus: "As long as you don't start killing them I'm fine."

*awkward silence*

Septimus: "Who are you anyway?"

Dar'Zunala.

Septimus: "You don't seem human, or from here."

I'm from Elsweyr. Home of the Khajiits.

Septimus: "You should not wear such armour if you cannot fight for yourself."

Well, you can tell your emperor who he is challenging. If you attack Sovngarde, remember. We are waiting. *the humanoid dragon transforms into a all black dragon. You reconize him as Alduin the World-Eater.* now, begone. *she shouts you back through the portal*

Septimus: *He walked away, full of anger but resisting the urge the do anything*

Don't try to attack us!

Septimus: "I do as the emperor commands!"

Tell your emperor who he is facing if he decides to come to Sovngarde! Now Begone! *she closes the portal as he leaves*

Septimus: *He walked away*

*she waits in sovngarde still in her humanoid dragon form to return with the emperor*