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Z: An exciting adventure begins...

You load onto a plane that takes you to a seemingly deserted area. You load off the plane. A man that looks straight out of a wild west movie walks up to you from a hole in the ground.

ZF: Straight out of the spaghetti western. I like it.

the man: "shut up or your eyes go first"

ZF: Ugh fine...

The man: "this is your base. You stay here until tomorrow morning. If you don't retrieve the package, your dead. You might die even if you do. Understand?" You both nod

*Morning*

You are looking at a large bunker. You can tell most of it is underground.
Set: "I see two options. We blow open the door, or you can find another one." She prepares a C-4, hoping you'll go for the first option.

ZF: ...

she blows it up.

You are inside the bunker. It is murky and it smells like something died.

ZF: Ew.

set: ew is correct.

There is a way backwards, but you can't go that way. Forwards there is two tunnels. One leads to an armory and one leads to a very fancy room. Obviously, set wants to go to the armory.

ZF: The f**king smell... Yikes...

Flarey turns his axe into two smaller ones and gets ready

Set: "axes?*rasberry* why have an axe when you can fire a hundred pellets at once?"

Summons a bit of fire from his hands - bonus weapon

Set: “ok, now THATS cool.”

Ok, where do we go now

Set: *heh* "into the bunker."
Under the bunker is not pleasant. It is swampy and it smells like sh*t.

(He does not really care)

Set: "that makes one of us" she continues walking and finds a grate that leads upward.

Follows

She opens it and crawls out. She is greeted by numerous guards. You can't see her face, but you know she's smiling

Gets ready

She loads an m134 nd opens fire. Leaving Hal the guards for you