Pov" you walk into a coffee shop to see this little cat

Orders a latte

Alex" - starts making your latte - "

Waits for it

Alex" - gives latte - "

Ignores a little bit of fur and drinks it

Alex" =3 "

Thanks

Alex" your welcome "

Zech: ... silly

Alex" i am da manager "

Zech: you have fun with Karen

Alex" i am the karen >=3 "

Zech: >:O

Alex" >=D "

Zech: meh, can I just get a regular black coffee with sugar please?

Alex" sure =3 - starts making your coffee - "

Zech: :)

Alex" that will be 3$ =3 "

Zech: *gives 4$* keep the change

Alex" Hewo =3 "

Zech: :3

Alex" =3 "

Zech: *tries not to make a random offensive joke*

Alex" =3 "

Zech: I'm not sexist, being sexist is wrong, and being wrong is for women-

Alex" =O "

Zech: >:3

Alex" >=( "

Zech: also, Karen said she wants to talk to your manager, so, you can deal with dat

Alex" =D - i give you your coffee - "

Zech: :D

Alex" =3 "

Chorus: *repeatedly dings the bell*

Alex" - fades into reality - How can i help you? =3 "

Chorus: *talking while still dinging the bell* I'd like a pupkin spice latte

Alex" ok =3 - making your pupkin spice latte - "

Chorus: *finally stops dinging the bell*

Alex" - making your drink - =P "

Chorus: *proceeds to lick the desk while waiting bc pupper*

Alex" - gives you your pupkin latte - Here you go =3 - "

Chorus: *takes the pupkin drink* thanks awex *yeets random money at u*

Alex" - takes money - >=3 "

Chorus: *drinks latte* oh I almost forgot, I want a job

Alex" Do you know how to make coffee? "

I know how to gather the cocoa beans does that work?

Alex" do you know how to look very cute? "

Chorus: That's a trick question I'm always cute

Alex" THEN YOU HIRED "

Chorus: *puts on hat* *blep*

Alex" =3 "

Chorus: Now wut

Alex" WE MAKE COFFEE >=3 "

And they work to make coffe together, the end