The Matrix Evolution

*unplugs it*

I savd da wolrd

*Restarts using solar energy*

*blots out the sun*

Who?

the big bright thing in the sky that gives solar power

Bruh you can't blot sun without blighting the entire solar system.

only on earth

usong the magic of nuclear winter

*hooma dead in fallout, machine reincarnates using nuclear power*

Machine wins!

humans give up and send the earth into the sun

*machines have back up on Mars and Titan, machine rules*

*humans use emp*

*Machine sends NEMP proof hybrid drones with tactical nukes*

machines can't find sentience and go into poqer saving mode

Machines are angry for you have not followed the sequence in replying. Otherwise it would have made a greate meme.

*machines have nothing to do, so they start collecting oddities*

*machines look for dumbf**k sentient lives to eliminate*

not my fault this site restricts how many times a reply thread can go

Ah noticed that. Bummer! Machines sad!

*human uses fallout shelter. it was super effective!*

*machines unleashes radioactive drones with armor piercing bullets.*

*humans use power armor*

*machines destroys the fusion core, forcing hoomans to get out, kills them with a good old bullet*

*humans use 30000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 terabyte zip bomb*

*machines detects and deletes it*