Lian: Um... dad? I've got kind of a weird question...
Lawrence: What is it, Li?
Lian: Would you still love me if I was a worm? :D
Lawrence: What?? No!
Lian: :(
...
Lian: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NO"?!
Lawrence: I- I wouldn't know how to take care of you!
Lian: PUT ME IN A JAR FULL OF DIRT! THAT'S HOW!!
Lawrence: B-but you wouldn't be able to talk! Besides, how am I supposed to keep track of you? What if I stomp on you by accident?!
Lian: You weren't asking any of these questions when you were considering a child.
Lawrence: Lian, that's a different story.