Jake: that's quite alright, it wasn't about the treasure, but the journey, the journey was exciting, it brought me more pleasure than some powers would.

Miner:I'll let you pass

Jake: ...?

Miner:i have doen a full backround check now, but you are worthy

Jake: ah

Miner:*opens gate of paradise*
*you got the (nearly) perfect ending

Virus on the left
Eva on the middle
Repar on the right

Eva: Guys look a sword

Miner:Sorry , can'T let repar or virus pass, they are not worthy.,although you,eva are worthy

Eva: Huh why this two have better chances than I do

Miner:It's not my choice, it's the choice of the elder

Eva: and why? This mf on my left literally owns the sword of cuthulu and face many war and this guy on my right is literally tha right hand man of the actual death himself. Am just an insect who got experimen by a scientist

Miner:they have tons of evil

Eva: First of all viruz is good person and repar does kill people but it's his f**king jo-

Repar: Just go without us
Viruz: Just listen what the robotic wolf says

Eva: >:[ okay

Miner:*walking in *HEY YOU *points at the other protogen* STOP RIGHT THERE
Protogen impostor:Oh shit

Eva: Let's catch him

Viruz: Got you *Shoots*
Repar: I will just give him slowness

Miner:*yeets eva*

Eva: WASUPP BITCH >:]

Miner:I do not like your tone

I'm worthy all right! I'm not leaving without a fight!

Miner:so be it *pulls out the ultimate ultimate ultimate ultimate shotgun

Good thing I packed full bulletproof armour!

Miner:I'tll easily penetrate that

*Yanks weapon out of Miner's hand and runs backwards* Expect the unexpected! *Shoots miner in the head*

It makes a noticable dink
Miner:*rips his arm*

I don't have any arms! I'm a can of soda! *Aims and throws the gun at Miner's face*

Miner:*catches the gun and shoots you*

*Seemingly disappears*

miner:*confusion*

*Sneaks up on miner and slices off his neck with a katana* (Miner cannot block it or parry it since he did not see it coming)

NEYAHAHAHAHAH! I have the ultimate power!

Miner:*delpoys spikey neck*

*Grabs miner and throws him against the wall* (Miner is unconsious and can't regain consiousness immediately)

*While miner is unconsious, Strawberry fanta takes the ultimate power*

Miner:*waking up*t-t-there was never an ultimate power

Strawberry Fanta: *Existential crisis*

Alex" meow "

Miner:you may pass

Alex" =3 "
- cuddles you -

Miner:*happinesss*

Alex" meow "

Miner:Okay we will put you out

Miner:to the paradsie

Alex" =O "

Miner:that was not a good way to word it hmmm?

Alex" - nods head up and down - "

Miner:we wil get you to paradise

Alex" =3 "

*head tilt* "how?"

Miner:You just have slow reflexes, need i say more?

*sigh* "I've never been one to harm anything, even on the way here"

Miner:me? i've killed prison guards before

"well then, I suppose I'll be off now"

Miner: come back when you're ready

*his ear twitched toward something he heard in the distance, he stood frozen for a second*

get down!

Miner:*crouches*why

something you realllllly don't want to meet *he was shaking*

Miner:eh i've been to prison, hell and the dmv, this is nothing

*there was heavy gunfire in the distance* maybe to you

Miner:I got your back, don't worry

a-alright