I come to make an announcement. LordReaperus is a f**king asshole. He pissed on my f**king wife. That's right, he pulled out his f**king hairy cock and he pissed on my f**king wife, and he said his cock was THAT BIG. And I said "that's disgusting!" So, I'm posting on my Twitter dot com: "LordReaperus, you got a small dick, that's the size of this nut except MUCH smaller." And guess what, this is what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFGJT. That's right baby. no fur, no pillows, look it looks like two balls and a bong. He f**ked my wife so guess what I'm going to F**K THE EARTH. IT'S TRUE THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I'm not gonna piss on the dirt, I'm gonna go higher. I piss on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss droplets hit the f**king ground, now get out of my f**king sight before I piss on you too!