You know, me I have some "peaceful" counter attack (even if I don't use them often). Like :
-If someone play with my name like Amaurikiki (in french it means Amaurytiny) or things like candice stop, I say "And ? Its not my name. My name is Amaury and that's all ! The Amaurytiny is just the rotten fruit of your mind" and sometimes I add *booooom gobeling ma boi* (gobeling is something I created to say things like : get rekt, get off my way, go touch some grass, and so I just realise how much idc.....so this is like Go bling some fake money, gonna post a template abt it with the gobeling goblin of the army)
- If someone call me fayot (nerd in french) (bc of mi glassesee (glasses)) I answer : fayote plus qu'il ne prête attention à toi. Or « nerding more than it cares of your opinion ». Ik this one is more brutal but it can shut the mouth sometimes.
- If they bully me, I just put an annoying smile on my face, without listenning to them, so they are confused. Until they finally give up and me im like «lol go bling ma boi»
I think I have more counter attack but I do not remember. Hope this helped u (or idk if you have done that just for the meme. Them im like self gobeling)