I don't own these characters, I just wanna do a red dead rp. Basic rules apply.

Phantom- what the?

A: what the hell!?
J(john): where am i?!
Jm(jack): wha- dad?!

Phantom- Who are you guys!?

*they all draw their guns*
A: who are you?!

Phantom- *raises their hands up quickly* Woah, woah, woah calm down, My name is Phantom. What are your guys names?

A: Arthur.
J: John.
Jm: Jack.

Phantom- uh well its nice to meet you. Could you put the guns down please?

*they all do cool gun tricks before holstering their guns*

Phantom- so where are you guys from?

J: I was in Mexico.
A: I was about to go on a supply run.
Jm: I was about to hunt down a bounty.

Phantom- huh interesting, do you now how you got here?

All: nope.

Phantom- thats odd

Jm: where are we?

Phantom- In the woods of florida.

J: what yhe?!

Phantom- yeah...your in florida, and I can tell you where that is if you need me too.

A: nah...

Phantom- alright then, just beware the crocodiles.

A: ok...

Phantom- so uh do you want any help with anything?

J: you guys got horses we can borrow

Phantom- well uh there aren't many in florida but we aren't that far from a town.

Jm: ok.

Phantom- do you need any place to stay?

All: yes.

Phantom- I guess you can stay at my house then. follow me. *begins walking towards their house*

*they follow*

Phantom- so where are you guys from?

A: I'm from New hanover.
J: I'm from west Elizabeth.
Jm: I was born in ambarino, but I live in New austin, on the border to mexico.

Phantom- ah ok I see.

A: ...

Phantom- so what do you guys waste your time on when you are bored?

A: I clean my guns, and my horse.
J: I do menial chores.
Jm: I read or write.

Phantom- huh interesting ways to waste time.

J: I mean, it's nice.

Phantom- I can see why.

Jm: I wrote a book.

Phantom- what was it about?

Jm: cowboys. Outlaws. A gang falling apart.

Daddy~~

No-

Yes

W h y

Sexy men

M e n

Agrred

John: woah! Hi!

A: huh?
J(john): what the
Jm(jack): huh?

John: who are you?

A: I think the question is, who are You?

John: I'm John Jofenstien, now who are you?

J: huh, my names John too.
A: oh great now you have a fellow idiot.

John: I haven't don't shit, what's your other guy's names?

A: I'm Arthur.
Jm: I'm jack.

John: what the f**k are you guys doing here?

All: does if look like we know?

John: that's fair, what now?

Jm: I donnou.

John: I was gonna head to my house

J: well we need a place to stay.

John: yall came with me

A: alright

John: *heading to his house*

All: *follow*

*arrives at the house*

John: *sits*

All: *sit*

John: what were you guys doing before you arrived?

A: I was about to talk to a fellow Gunslinger

John: hm

J: I was gonna hunt a bounty.
Jm: I too!

John: anyone of you guys want any drinks? Like a beer or something?

A: whisky.

John: *hands him a glass of whisky, with a shot glass* anyone else?

J: me,

John: what drink do you want?

J: same as him.
Jm: beer.

Iljohn: I only have one bottle of whiskey, but here you go *hands jack a bottle of beer*

Alll: *thanks him*

John: welcome

A: *drinks*

John: *drinks some vodka*

Jm: so.. Dad... How are you going on?
J: boy... I ain't your daddy.

John: what now?

Jm: my name is jack. Jack Marston. I'm from 1914.
J: jesus...

John: well welcome to the 21st century, where things turned to shit and about to get shittier

A: can't be worse than the 19th...

John: World War 3 is about to break out, over reliance on technology is probably going to get us killed, the Corona virus is making people, especially older people drop like flies and other shit

Jm: wait wait wait. World War 3?!

John: oh yeah I almost forgot you only at WW1 or the great war as you call it, yeah tensions between the US, NATO, Japan, Taiwan, Australia, and other Pacific countries, against Russia and their allies because of stuff like Russia invading Ukraine, and a potential invasion on Taiwan, or the Republic of China, by mainland China, aswell as other stuff

Jm: I don't know what half of those things are. All I know is that some Austrian dude got shot and now Europe set itself on fire.

John: well good f**kin luck because the US is going to join the war soon because of Germany being an asshole

A: wait, like the place Strauss was from?
J: yeah! I thought he was Australian.
A: Austrian. He was austrian.

John: do you want to know how the second f**kin World War happened

Jm: kinda...

John: well after the first World War, this Austrian dude got pissed off that they lost and they got split into two and shit like that, long story short, he became a German politician, made a dictatorship, took austria, took the Czechs and invaded poland, firing off the second world War, having france and Britain declare war, and other shit happened after that

Jm: cool... cool...

John: oh also he hated jews, and put them in concentration camps to be worked to death

A: less cool.

John: yeah, millions of people died, and making the jews be extinct in poland

Almost*

J: holy f**k..

Almost* sorry

(It's fine!)

John: yeah before Berlin was taken though, he shot himself, then two nuclear bombs were dropped on Japan, rendering the war over

A: wtf is nu-clear?

John: a nuclear bomb is essentially a bomb that can wipe a whole city, and bigger, and also leave waste that can harm you

*you broke em*

John: do you want to know why WW3 is so devastating?

All: yeahm

John: it's because a select few countries have an arsenal of these weapons, and can use them at any time and cause MAD or Mutually Asured Destruction, or nuclear war

All: *slow nodj

John: well, what now? Do you want to know more about the future?

A: I need a smoke...

John: need a cig?

A: I got my own.
J: I'll take it.
Jm: I don't smoke, but I do use chewing tabbacco.

John: *gives J a cigarette*

...

John: what?

*they all use various products*

John: *lights a cig and smokes*

*they all chill*

John: *same*

...

John: wanna try to get you out of here before anything happens?

Jm: I'm up for some shooting. I could write another book.

John: no like do you want to get outta this timeline

A: maybe.

John: I don't want shit to happen

J: we never said no.

John: alright, but where to start?

A: I don't know!

John: Ok, when and how did the portal appear

All: idfk

John: where were you guys?

A: about to go to Saint denis.

John: rest?

J: I was heading to tumbleweed
Jm: about to start a duel.

John: ya know what? F**k this imma head to bed and we can try to figure this shit out tomorrow

All: cool

John: *goes to sleep*

All: *same*

John: *falls asleep*

*same*

*ze next day*

John: *wakes up

All: *still sleep*

John: I was hoping that was a dream

...

John: *goes to make food*

*still sleep*

John: *pancakes*

Jm: *I smell food*

John: *milk*

Jm: whuz cooogin?

John: pancakes

Jm: gool...

John: are you good?

Jm: I'm fine.

John: *eats some pancakes*

*they still sleep*

John: how the actual- nvm

A: *wakes up* what time is it?!

John: 8:26

A: oh.

John: what?

A: just not used to waking up that late.

John: when the fu-- nevermind, imma eat

A: *gets up*

John: help yourself

A: *kicks john* get up you lazy ass. Breakfast
J: jesus arthur... I'm up!

John: what food do you guys want?

A: whatever is available.

John: whatever is in the damn fridge

Jm: coolio.

John: I'm having pancakes

A: *fridge*

John: *eating*

A: *pulls out an apple*

John: *still eating*

*the others grav some miscellaneous fruit and stuff*

John: *done eating*

*they eat*

John: *puts away dishes*

*they toss the trash*

John: *sits down* (this rp getting boring ngl)

Yeah.. not much to do...)

(Wanna end it?)

Sure)

(Alr bye)