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all of these bad rules i create is because my mom create it and effected me, also the rare rules is the mirrored verson of the r

all of these bad rules i create is because my mom create it and effected me, also the rare rules is the mirrored verson of the r | 1. RULES TO 害 HEN (FOR REVENGE) 2. I WILL SAY “现在我是长辈，我想咋么说话都行！“ 3. I WILL MAKE HER ANSWER IMPOSSIBLE QUESTIONS 4.  WHEN SHE ASK ME HOW MANY ELECTRONICS TIME I WILL ALWAYS LIE (ACTUAL TIME+2MIN = LIE) 5. WHEN HE SAY SOMETHING I WILL ACT LIKE SHE DID’T SAY IT AND WILL SAY SHE DID SAY IT AND I WILL MAKE HER STAY GROUNDED TILL THE SAY IT IS HEN’S FALUT 6. FOR A DAY, WHEN EVER SHE WALKS I WILL CHICKEN HEN TO HOLD A CANE WHENEVER HEN WALK 7. WHEN EVER SHE WANT SOMETHING I WILL GIVE HER VERY HIGH 条件 AND IF SHE WANT TO MINUS IT I WILL SAY “不要跟我讲条件” 8. MANY PUNISHMENT THAT MINYS LIMETED ELECTRONICS TIME 9. SAY THAT SHE IS NOT MY MOM 10. SOME MEALS NO RICE 11. WHEN HEN IS VERY HOT, I WILL MAKE HEN ADD A JACKET 12. SAY THAT IT IS ONLY PLAY IPHONE OR ANY ELECTRONICS MADE HER EYES BAD 13. I WILL ALWAYS START ARGUMENTS BY SAYING “HEN IS ****” AND WHEN SHE SAY I STARTED IT, I WILL SAY SHE IS SAYING BULL&@*# 14. 没事说 HEN “害人” 15. WHEN SHE IS ARGUEING WITH ME I WILL SAY “不要搅嘴“ 16. WHEN SHE CAN’T DO SOMETHING SOMETIMES WHEN SHE IS MOSTLY SUCCESSFUL, SAY SHE IS ACTING(LOUD) 17. NO SAY "人话” TO HER 18. WHEN HEN IS TELLING ME SOMETHING, I WILL REPEAT IT TO ANOTHER PERSON WITH SOME EDITS AND NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES SHE SAYS I REPEAT IT WRONG, I WILL STILL SAY THE WAY I EDITED AND SAY”语气太差，罚KUI 15 MIN 在厕所 ” 19. ME WILL HELP HEN 叠被子 FOR A YEAR AND THEN MAKE HEN 叠被子 HERSELF 20. WHEN SHE IS EXPLAINING TO ME SOMETHING, I WILL SAY TO HER "不要对我瞎扯“ 21. I WILL YELLS AT HER TO CLEAN MY/MY CHILDREN’S STUFF WHEN MY CHILDREN’S STUFF NEED CLEANING 22. MAKE A NEW RULE : "WHEN SHE TALK BACK ONCE, I WILL SLAP HER IN THE FACE ONCE” (DON’T USE IT) 23. MAKE A NEW RULE : "WHEN SHE CAN’T SLEEP IN 10 MIN, PUNISH HER STAND UNTIL SLEEP” 24. I WON’T LET HEN SIT WHILE SHE IS READING FOR 1 DAY 25. WHEN SHE BLAB, BLAB,BLAB I WILL STOP HER AND SAY SHE IS ANNOYING,…….（BLAB, BLAB,BLAB，BLAB, BLAB,BLAB，BLAB, BLAB,BLAB） 26. LIMETED ELECTRONICS EXPECT THIS COMPUTER TIME AND MUST 8:15 PM DONE EAT DINNER OR NO 2ND 15 GAME TIME AND MUST DONE A PAGE OF ELEMENTARY GRADE CHINESE AND MATH (OF 黄冈） AND READ A CHINESE  STORY AND READ A ENGLISH BOOK FOR 10 MIN AND MAKE HER WRITE A DIARY IN A YEAR WHERE THERE IS 365 DAY AND THE TITLE IS “WHY I *** TO ZENGHAO” 27. WHEN SHE HURT OTHER PEOPLE THEN SHE WRITE A “检讨书“ AND - 15 FREE GAME TIME 28. MAKE A NEW RULE “EVERY WEEK WASH A PAIR OF SHOES” ONLY FOR ME AND MOM FOR 7 WEEK 29. ONE DAY WHEN I GIVE HER A SNACK AND MAKE HER EAT 50% ONE DAY AND THE REMAINS OTHER DAY 30. I WILL MAKE HEN WEAR THE ************ AND THEN SAY “我拿刀逼你爱************你就会爱” 31. MAKE A NEW RULE “SLEEP AT 10 PM” ONLY FOR MOM FOR 1 DAYS AND DON’T CUT ANY WORK OR STUDY(ME DON’T CARE ABOUT MOM'S FEELING, WHEN SHE DON'T AGREE, I WILL SAY 32. MAKE A NEW RULE “SLEEP AT 9:30 PM” ONLY FOR MOM FOR 2 DAYS AND DON’T CUT ANY WORK OR STUDY(ME DON’T CARE ABOUT MOM'S FEELING, WHEN SHE DON'T AGREE, I WILL SAY  33. EVERY TIME SHE DO A ”填空“ QUESTION I WILL MAKE HER MAKE A ONE HERSELF, NO COPING! 34. EVERY TIME SHE DO A “画时针和分针" I WILL MAKE HER DRAW THE 分针 POINT OUT THE CLOCK 35. WHEN SHE DO A PROBLEM THAT NEED TO CONVERT MEASUREMENTS I ONLY LET HER CONVERT IT AT THE LAST STEP, NOT THE FIRST 36. I WILL HAVE A FISH TANK WITH FISH AND A CHICKEN COOP AND SOME LIVE CHICKENS AND 2 钳子 AND EVERY TIME A 钳子 GOT TO SOMEWHERE ELSE I WILL SAY IT IS HER’S FAGUT  37. WHEN SHE SAY THAT SHE 养过 ME, I WILL SAY "过去的事不要提（KEEL DOWN）AND THEN I WILL MAKE HER DO SPELLING AND THE WORDS IS “TRAPEZOID”, “KITE”, “RHOMBUS", “PARALLELOGRAM", “VERSION”, REVERSE”, “PUNCTUATION”, “CAPITALIZATION” , ONE BY ONE AND MAKE HER SPELL EVERYONE TWICE (NO TWICE IN A ROW) AND MAKE HER READ “不会叫的狗” AND 在牛肚子里旅行” ALL ONCE 38. WHEN SHE DO SPORTS WITH OTHER PEOPLE, I WILL TELL OTHER PEOPLE THAT SHE IS A PERSON WHO SAY STUFFS THAT SHE IS A PERSON WHO CAN'T KEEP HER WORDS 39. ONE DAY I WILL - HISTORY OR GEOMETRY OR CHINESE INTO 1 PAGES 40. 2 DAY I WILL - HISTORY OR GEOMETRY OR CHINESE INTO 2 PAGES 41. WHEN SHE ASK ME SOMETHING, I WILL TELL HER A LIE 42. AT ONE DAY I WILL MAKE HER READ 3 MORE PAGE OF HISTORY AND GEOMETRY AND CUT THE DIARY AND MY YT CHANNEL FOR 7 DAYS 43. EVERY DAY I WILL MAKE HER WACTH 15 MIN OF MY YT CHANNEL 44. EVERY TIME AT DINNER, I WILL 挑毛病, 弱点， AND NEVER 挑好习惯, 优点 46. I WILL SAY SHE IS SKINNY NO MATER HOW FAT SHE IS 47. I WILL FORCE HER TO SIT IN A TABLE’S CORNER ONCE 48. I WILL SAY “啥坏事都跟你有关” 49. I WILL SAY HER WRITING IS BAD 50. WHEN MY MOM AND SOMEONE ELES IS ARGUING, I WILL SAY IT IS MY MOM’S FAULT. 51. WHEN SOMETHING IS MISSING, I WILL MAKE HER TO FIND IT 52. WHEN SHE IS VERY HOT, I WILL MAKE HE ADD A JACKET 53. WHEN SHE DONE SOMETHING WRONG, I  WILL SAY HER “不动脑子“                       54. I WON'T LET HEN SAY HER OPINION 55. NO PROJECTS OR DELETE HER PROJECT 56. SOMETIMES I WILL DO “TRADES" WITH HENS LIKE "IF  YOU ????, THEN I WILL DO ????.” AND WHEN SHE ????, THEN I WILL NOT DO ???? AND IF HEN DON’T ARGEE, THEN ME WILL 57. FORCE HEN TO DO THE TRADE. 58. I WILL MAKE MINUS 1 MONTH OF GAME BUT NO MINUS HOMEWORK! 59. I WILL MAKE HEN BE IN CHARGE OF 🛋️ ’S HYGIENE AND IF IT HAD MORE THAN 3 THING ON IT THEN I WILL MAKE HER DO 11 CURL UPS (NO PUNISHMENTS ) 60. I WILL SAY IF HE 拜年 TO ME, THEN I WILL GIVE HER A RED ENVELOPE BUT I WILL SCAM HER 61. ME WILL GIVE HER A PRESENT EVERY TIME IT IS HER 🥳🎂 62. WHEN EVER HEN DONE SOMETHING WRONG, I WILL SAY THE CRIME HEN DID WAS WAYYYY BIGGER THAN IT IS 63. I WILL SAY HEN IS STUPID DAILY 64. I WILL SAY HE 挨打挨少了 65. WHEN HEN NEED HELP I WILL MAKE OTHER PEOPLE HELP HER INSTEAD 66. WHEN HEN IS EXPRESSING HER THEORIES I WILL SAY HER THEORIES ARE FALSE AND IF HEN ARGUES WITH ME I WILL MAKE HER STAND FOR WHENEVER I WANT AND THE EXCUSE :”语气太差” AND NO AGREEMENT WILL MAKE HER STAND 1 SEC SHORTER 67. EVERY SUNDAY MY FAMILY GO TO SOMEWHERE TO EXCISE LIKE GO HIKING OR GO TO PLAYGROUND 68. I WILL SAY “不要做啥都拖“ 69. EXCUSES FOR ALL: “不同意就打死你！！！！”  (LOUD) | image tagged in back in my day | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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1. RULES TO 害 HEN (FOR REVENGE) 2. I WILL SAY “现在我是长辈，我想咋么说话都行！“ 3. I WILL MAKE HER ANSWER IMPOSSIBLE QUESTIONS 4.  WHEN SHE ASK ME HOW MANY ELECTRONICS TIME I WILL ALWAYS LIE (ACTUAL TIME+2MIN = LIE) 5. WHEN HE SAY SOMETHING I WILL ACT LIKE SHE DID’T SAY IT AND WILL SAY SHE DID SAY IT AND I WILL MAKE HER STAY GROUNDED TILL THE SAY IT IS HEN’S FALUT 6. FOR A DAY, WHEN EVER SHE WALKS I WILL CHICKEN HEN TO HOLD A CANE WHENEVER HEN WALK 7. WHEN EVER SHE WANT SOMETHING I WILL GIVE HER VERY HIGH 条件 AND IF SHE WANT TO MINUS IT I WILL SAY “不要跟我讲条件” 8. MANY PUNISHMENT THAT MINYS LIMETED ELECTRONICS TIME 9. SAY THAT SHE IS NOT MY MOM 10. SOME MEALS NO RICE 11. WHEN HEN IS VERY HOT, I WILL MAKE HEN ADD A JACKET 12. SAY THAT IT IS ONLY PLAY IPHONE OR ANY ELECTRONICS MADE HER EYES BAD 13. I WILL ALWAYS START ARGUMENTS BY SAYING “HEN IS ****” AND WHEN SHE SAY I STARTED IT, I WILL SAY SHE IS SAYING BULL&@*# 14. 没事说 HEN “害人” 15. WHEN SHE IS ARGUEING WITH ME I WILL SAY “不要搅嘴“ 16. WHEN SHE CAN’T DO SOMETHING SOMETIMES WHEN SHE IS MOSTLY SUCCESSFUL, SAY SHE IS ACTING(LOUD) 17. NO SAY "人话” TO HER 18. WHEN HEN IS TELLING ME SOMETHING, I WILL REPEAT IT TO ANOTHER PERSON WITH SOME EDITS AND NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES SHE SAYS I REPEAT IT WRONG, I WILL STILL SAY THE WAY I EDITED AND SAY”语气太差，罚KUI 15 MIN 在厕所 ” 19. ME WILL HELP HEN 叠被子 FOR A YEAR AND THEN MAKE HEN 叠被子 HERSELF 20. WHEN SHE IS EXPLAINING TO ME SOMETHING, I WILL SAY TO HER "不要对我瞎扯“ 21. I WILL YELLS AT HER TO CLEAN MY/MY CHILDREN’S STUFF WHEN MY CHILDREN’S STUFF NEED CLEANING 22. MAKE A NEW RULE : "WHEN SHE TALK BACK ONCE, I WILL SLAP HER IN THE FACE ONCE” (DON’T USE IT) 23. MAKE A NEW RULE : "WHEN SHE CAN’T SLEEP IN 10 MIN, PUNISH HER STAND UNTIL SLEEP” 24. I WON’T LET HEN SIT WHILE SHE IS READING FOR 1 DAY 25. WHEN SHE BLAB, BLAB,BLAB I WILL STOP HER AND SAY SHE IS ANNOYING,…….（BLAB, BLAB,BLAB，BLAB, BLAB,BLAB，BLAB, BLAB,BLAB） 26. LIMETED ELECTRONICS EXPECT THIS COMPUTER TIME AND MUST 8:15 PM DONE EAT DINNER OR NO 2ND 15 GAME TIME AND MUST DONE A PAGE OF ELEMENTARY GRADE CHINESE AND MATH (OF 黄冈） AND READ A CHINESE  STORY AND READ A ENGLISH BOOK FOR 10 MIN AND MAKE HER WRITE A DIARY IN A YEAR WHERE THERE IS 365 DAY AND THE TITLE IS “WHY I *** TO ZENGHAO” 27. WHEN SHE HURT OTHER PEOPLE THEN SHE WRITE A “检讨书“ AND - 15 FREE GAME TIME 28. MAKE A NEW RULE “EVERY WEEK WASH A PAIR OF SHOES” ONLY FOR ME AND MOM FOR 7 WEEK 29. ONE DAY WHEN I GIVE HER A SNACK AND MAKE HER EAT 50% ONE DAY AND THE REMAINS OTHER DAY 30. I WILL MAKE HEN WEAR THE ************ AND THEN SAY “我拿刀逼你爱************你就会爱” 31. MAKE A NEW RULE “SLEEP AT 10 PM” ONLY FOR MOM FOR 1 DAYS AND DON’T CUT ANY WORK OR STUDY(ME DON’T CARE ABOUT MOM'S FEELING, WHEN SHE DON'T AGREE, I WILL SAY 32. MAKE A NEW RULE “SLEEP AT 9:30 PM” ONLY FOR MOM FOR 2 DAYS AND DON’T CUT ANY WORK OR STUDY(ME DON’T CARE ABOUT MOM'S FEELING, WHEN SHE DON'T AGREE, I WILL SAY  33. EVERY TIME SHE DO A ”填空“ QUESTION I WILL MAKE HER MAKE A ONE HERSELF, NO COPING! 34. EVERY TIME SHE DO A “画时针和分针" I WILL MAKE HER DRAW THE 分针 POINT OUT THE CLOCK 35. WHEN SHE DO A PROBLEM THAT NEED TO CONVERT MEASUREMENTS I ONLY LET HER CONVERT IT AT THE LAST STEP, NOT THE FIRST 36. I WILL HAVE A FISH TANK WITH FISH AND A CHICKEN COOP AND SOME LIVE CHICKENS AND 2 钳子 AND EVERY TIME A 钳子 GOT TO SOMEWHERE ELSE I WILL SAY IT IS HER’S F*GUT  37. WHEN SHE SAY THAT SHE 养过 ME, I WILL SAY "过去的事不要提（KEEL DOWN）AND THEN I WILL MAKE HER DO SPELLING AND THE WORDS IS “TRAPEZOID”, “KITE”, “RHOMBUS", “PARALLELOGRAM", “VERSION”, REVERSE”, “PUNCTUATION”, “CAPITALIZATION” , ONE BY ONE AND MAKE HER SPELL EVERYONE TWICE (NO TWICE IN A ROW) AND MAKE HER READ “不会叫的狗” AND 在牛肚子里旅行” ALL ONCE 38. WHEN SHE DO SPORTS WITH OTHER PEOPLE, I WILL TELL OTHER PEOPLE THAT SHE IS A PERSON WHO SAY STUFFS THAT SHE IS A PERSON WHO CAN'T KEEP HER WORDS 39. ONE DAY I WILL - HISTORY OR GEOMETRY OR CHINESE INTO 1 PAGES 40. 2 DAY I WILL - HISTORY OR GEOMETRY OR CHINESE INTO 2 PAGES 41. WHEN SHE ASK ME SOMETHING, I WILL TELL HER A LIE 42. AT ONE DAY I WILL MAKE HER READ 3 MORE PAGE OF HISTORY AND GEOMETRY AND CUT THE DIARY AND MY YT CHANNEL FOR 7 DAYS 43. EVERY DAY I WILL MAKE HER WACTH 15 MIN OF MY YT CHANNEL 44. EVERY TIME AT DINNER, I WILL 挑毛病, 弱点， AND NEVER 挑好习惯, 优点 46. I WILL SAY SHE IS SKINNY NO MATER HOW FAT SHE IS 47. I WILL FORCE HER TO SIT IN A TABLE’S CORNER ONCE 48. I WILL SAY “啥坏事都跟你有关” 49. I WILL SAY HER WRITING IS BAD 50. WHEN MY MOM AND SOMEONE ELES IS ARGUING, I WILL SAY IT IS MY MOM’S FAULT. 51. WHEN SOMETHING IS MISSING, I WILL MAKE HER TO FIND IT 52. WHEN SHE IS VERY HOT, I WILL MAKE HE ADD A JACKET 53. WHEN SHE DONE SOMETHING WRONG, I  WILL SAY HER “不动脑子“                       54. I WON'T LET HEN SAY HER OPINION 55. NO PROJECTS OR DELETE HER PROJECT 56. SOMETIMES I WILL DO “TRADES" WITH HENS LIKE "IF  YOU ????, THEN I WILL DO ????.” AND WHEN SHE ????, THEN I WILL NOT DO ???? AND IF HEN DON’T ARGEE, THEN ME WILL 57. FORCE HEN TO DO THE TRADE. 58. I WILL MAKE MINUS 1 MONTH OF GAME BUT NO MINUS HOMEWORK! 59. I WILL MAKE HEN BE IN CHARGE OF 🛋️ ’S HYGIENE AND IF IT HAD MORE THAN 3 THING ON IT THEN I WILL MAKE HER DO 11 CURL UPS (NO PUNISHMENTS ) 60. I WILL SAY IF HE 拜年 TO ME, THEN I WILL GIVE HER A RED ENVELOPE BUT I WILL SCAM HER 61. ME WILL GIVE HER A PRESENT EVERY TIME IT IS HER 🥳🎂 62. WHEN EVER HEN DONE SOMETHING WRONG, I WILL SAY THE CRIME HEN DID WAS WAYYYY BIGGER THAN IT IS 63. I WILL SAY HEN IS STUPID DAILY 64. I WILL SAY HE 挨打挨少了 65. WHEN HEN NEED HELP I WILL MAKE OTHER PEOPLE HELP HER INSTEAD 66. WHEN HEN IS EXPRESSING HER THEORIES I WILL SAY HER THEORIES ARE FALSE AND IF HEN ARGUES WITH ME I WILL MAKE HER STAND FOR WHENEVER I WANT AND THE EXCUSE :”语气太差” AND NO AGREEMENT WILL MAKE HER STAND 1 SEC SHORTER 67. EVERY SUNDAY MY FAMILY GO TO SOMEWHERE TO EXCISE LIKE GO HIKING OR GO TO PLAYGROUND 68. I WILL SAY “不要做啥都拖“ 69. EXCUSES FOR ALL: “不同意就打死你！！！！”  (LOUD)