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Here's Blake, me husband =3 (he's the captain of the military Mafia)

Here's Blake, me husband =3 (he's the captain of the military Mafia) | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
176 views 13 upvotes Made by FTC 1 year ago in Drawings
39 Comments
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:o

i hv a question
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What is it?
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what rank do you think nugget would be?
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Members
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Oh where is my popcorn lol
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I want to killllllllllll people mom (who adopted me and saved me) W̵̰̻͍̉̔̅̀̐͐͒͆̒̚Ḩ̵̛̘̤͙͔̝̫̖̻̦̞͙̺̅̿͘͝Ý̴̥͙̘̇̈́̇̃͒̿́͘͘͝͝ͅ W̵̰̻͍̉̔̅̀̐͐͒͆̒̚O̵̧̗͕̹̼̦̗̮̱̝͆͊́́̈̿̋ͅU̴̡̢̱̳̳͓̗͔̮̔͜͜͜L̷͖͈̓͌̎̉͒͗͂̓̌̚͝Ḑ̷̮̳̣̟͉͋͗̓̕͜N̸̡̧͕͙̼̻̳̦̪̞̯͎̦͓̏̒͌͑͒͊̾͌̑̅̕͝ͅ’T̷̡̧̬̲̭̦̘̩̊̉͛̓̓̌͌̕ Ý̴̥͙̘̇̈́̇̃͒̿́͘͘͝͝ͅO̵̧̗͕̹̼̦̗̮̱̝͆͊́́̈̿̋ͅU̴̡̢̱̳̳͓̗͔̮̔͜͜͜ L̷͖͈̓͌̎̉͒͗͂̓̌̚͝Ȩ̸̪̯̗̘̥̣̲̣̣͍͚͙̥̩́̀̈̆͑T̷̡̧̬̲̭̦̘̩̊̉͛̓̓̌͌̕ M̶̧͚̪͉̯̜̰͎̘̀͋̇̀͗̍́͆̑̏͂̿̊̚Ȩ̸̪̯̗̘̥̣̲̣̣͍͚͙̥̩́̀̈̆͑ K̵̢̛̛͉̳̫͔̺̱̗̫̽̉́͋̾́͂͛I̸̺̺͎̰̥̜̯̼̮̰͖̜͂͆̿̈́̿̔L̷͖͈̓͌̎̉͒͗͂̓̌̚͝L̷͖͈̓͌̎̉͒͗͂̓̌̚͝ P̷̛̛̛̩̺͇̊̅̍͂͗͑͐̎̂̏̐̐Ȩ̸̪̯̗̘̥̣̲̣̣͍͚͙̥̩́̀̈̆͑O̵̧̗͕̹̼̦̗̮̱̝͆͊́́̈̿̋ͅP̷̛̛̛̩̺͇̊̅̍͂͗͑͐̎̂̏̐̐L̷͖͈̓͌̎̉͒͗͂̓̌̚͝Ȩ̸̪̯̗̘̥̣̲̣̣͍͚͙̥̩́̀̈̆͑ ͔̗͇̪̩̖̖̍̅̌͒ͬ̈́́͢Ỷ̢̱̭͈̼̯̜͋̌̃ͨͬ͐̔͆͂̇͟͡͝ͅo̷̡͇̬͎̱͕̲̖ͦ̋̊̃͂͗̚͜ų̵̘͔͎̖͍͍̞͕̺ͫ̀ͮ̀̚͢͜ͅͅr̨̲̦̰̪̿̅̓̇̀̒̐͜͟ ̪̻͉̞̞̗̠̎͂̃̑ͧ͘͜s̸͖̖̹͈̼̯̜̑͒ͭ̓̂̈̔͆͂̇͝ͅo͇̬͎ͦ ͕̩̠̬̪̟ͦ̎̂̄͂m̷̤̲̣̻̮̞̠͈̥̻̗̣͚̺ͧ̂͛̓̌͑ͬ̏̀̕e̒ͦ̇̈҉͙͓̳a̷̸̴̙̬͍̪̗̝̤̪̹͓͍̘͗̀͊́̏͒ͣ͛n̨̥͍̬͈ͧ̓́̿̕
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GUYS! GET THE POPCORN! MOM AND DAD ARE FIGHTING AGAIN!
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WILL YOU STOP FIGHTING!
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"Sketchyyyyy, mom and dad are fighting again!!!"
"SAVE ME SOME POPCORN, DUDE!!"

I can imagine kid us saying that for some reason
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We all have a collective three braincells and FTC has them 100% of the time
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yep lol
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Nice.
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We really took the whole mafia 'family' thing way too literally
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These are orphans that need to kill!
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You just adopted a whole orphanage and gave them a box of fragile objects. The kids gotta learn to be tough.
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So true
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Why's mom and dad fightinggggggg
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Dad wanted to send the military to kill some other mafias.
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Mom, I need to let out my anger. Please allow me to assassinate other mafia bosses, pleassssseeeeeee
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Fine, just come home before dinner and hide your traces of murder.
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I'll be sure to use my hidden blade you gave me, byeeee
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Can I help? I haven't gotten to hit anyone in over a month! I haven't been here for more than a month but my point still stands!
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Sure! Take something small tho, we have to be quick and stealthy
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This is gonna be epic! I've got a crap-ton of broken glass we can use!
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We could make it look like an accident! Just drop some of the broken glass on them! Wear gloves tho
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Way ahead of you, bud!
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Let's go!
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BUT MOOMMMMMM
I wanna kill peopleeeee
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What does your dad let you do on the weekends?
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blow up capital buildings
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I need to talk to him
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also, who do you think taught me dynamite Jenga??
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Opal!
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yeperdoodledoo
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I'm putting up the dynamite
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..................................................
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Mom can I buy an A-10 warthog to make our murder more effective?
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Ask your dad.
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Okay
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