When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next you When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm

Ethan: When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next you
When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver up, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you
But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles
To fall down at your door
When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
And when the money, comes in for the work I do
I'll pass almost every penny on to you
When I come home (when I come home) well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And if I grow-old (when I grow-old) well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you
But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles
To fall down at your door
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da
When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you
And when I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream
I'm gonna dream about the time when I'm with you
When I go out (when I go out) well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
And when I come home (when I come home) yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home with you
I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you
But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles
To fall down at your door
Da da da (da da da)

You're forgetting your papers

Oh yeah, *picks man cars up off of bar* thanks for reminding me

np

Ok, fare well until we meet again

You stay off of gambling it's a bad addiction

“Wow, so if you’re looking for dating advice, then don’t ask me, all I know about that is from my brothers and Napoleon dynamite”

Bruh I'm into women not men

“I know, and I thought you were gonna ask me if I had any advice on how to get girls, which, sadly, I don’t”

well this song works for both genders

I ain’t gay

here an advise don't be despite also learn how to play the guitar that's my strategy of picking up chicks for free see you later

And you’re the one with twelve exes

yep

So see ya

Hachi: *watches quietly from a tree*

Ethan: It's been while *in his mind* I have been crushing on her in 12th grade

Hachi: *nods*

Ethan: *blushes hard* you are so beautiful Hachi

Hachi: What

Ethan: sorry *embarrassed* I said you are beautiful

Hachi: No I'm not. What are you talking about?

Ethan: If you didn't know I was crushing on you in 12th grade and I guess that you have bf already at the time so *feels nervous of a reject in his mind* I've in terrible relationships after graduation and I rather not die alone

Hachi: I don't have a stable enough social life to ever be dating. Also... *turns bright red and hides her face in her hands* Ilike you too

Ethan: I I don't have a stable enough social life to ever be dating as well *blushes real red* but we can work this out

Hachi: a-a-a-alright

Ethan: are you okay or liking me too hard?

Hachi: I-I-I-I'm fine. *deep shade of red*

Ethan: well you are blushing like me *fixing to kiss her*

Hachi: *dead silent*

Ethan: *kisses her*

Hachi: *hesitates, then kisses him back*

Ethan: This actually my first time *smiles*

Hachi: *nods*

Ethan: come inside it's getting dark

Hachi: A-a-alright

Ethan: i'm cooking some burgers want any

Hachi: No thanks.

Ethan: okay I'm also making a salad as well if don't want anything I'm not forcing it on you *knowing she is going want something later*

Hachi: I don't want anything, but thanks.

Ethan: Okay don't wake up hungry *preps his spices and patties and goes to his stove grill*

Hachi: *yawns and sits down*

Ethan: *stops what he was doing* you do look tire *picks her up walks her to his bed room to his bed* here you can sleep here I normally sleep in my hobby room

Hachi: Thanks.

Ethan: *scratches the back of his head blushing* it's the best I could do for you but would you want me to sleep in her with you cause I always be messing around with my model railroad every night that and I drink 3 cups of coffee to keep me going go *feels like an idiot*

Hachi: *lays down* I don't really care. Do what you want.

(want to continue on meme chat?
imgflip.com/memechat?invite=8vvqeF_wZy2t1GJL17GMxe9OZqK72jHm) Ethan: *walks to the kitchen makes his food and leaves some for her finishes cooking and eats his food* I'm coming up there

(sure. got into the memechat)

Ethan:*plays his guitar and sings*
When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next you
When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver up, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you
But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles
To fall down at your door
When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
And when the money, comes in for the work I do
I'll pass almost every penny on to you
When I come home (when I come home) well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And if I grow-old (when I grow-old) well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you
But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles
To fall down at your door
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da
When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you
And when I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream
I'm gonna dream about the time when I'm with you
When I go out (when I go out) well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
And when I come home (when I come home) yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home with you
I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you
But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles
To fall down at your door
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da
And I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door
*finishes see someone in the tree* oh no There in the trees *jokingly*
*Goes to his window* what are you doing up there

Hachi: *watches*

Ethan: what are you doing

Hachi: Why do you care?

Ethan: I care because that's not safe and the tree you are sitting on is about to break

Hachi: Fine. *jumps down*

Ethan: *catches and blushes* here you go Ms wait was I in your science class

Haci: Perhaps. Can you put me down?

Ethan: *does so* sorry

Hachi: Its fine.