They have ADHD or something idk I'm tired

He has autism

ok, better idea.

he physically CANNOT. and I mean **CANNOT** deal with scary stuff. like...He's a coward of sorts.

That's quite the opposite

He can just stare at an eldritch being with a straight face

*Eldritch monster: *seconds away from tearing this mf to shreds*

this guy:

Actually canon

he frequently makes grilled cheeses for Lian

Canon

ate a rubix cube
(real)

Real

Graduated collage

Canon