Late Night with Onan Co'Brien

Onan: Our first (and only) guest for tonight is a true treat to behold. A great memer, and a great user. Please welcome BadlyDrawnAxolotl!

*cheers*

hi

Onan: Welcome, welcome. So, let's get straight to the elephant in the studio, how's the Sauce-Del-Therapi-kuum affected you?

very much

as in, I have helped leak information on the incoming arkuum, leading to my eventual comment and post ban. I was, of course, unbanned; but I’ve had to use my alt to even give my opinion. Like, I feel like they just silenced me and mocked me as a snitch

Onan: Oh, very interesting. So, obviously there's been a lot of allegations being thrown around, Sauce and Del being portrayed as traitors, all that stuff. What's your stance on the matter? Do you think this was for the greater good?

In my opinion, the collective msmg should’ve been left alone. On the internet, most don’t even care about your mental health, so why should they start now? Right when they’re about to leave? But then again, they were great friends (except sauce fck him) and I was truly sad to see them go, especially when I couldn’t even COMMENT TO SAY GOODBYE.

Onan: Wow. That's gotta suck. And, well, this isn't a political show, but I do think you've got a point there.

Yeah, and the worst thing is, thp did nothing to fix it. I personally got to interview him shortly during the migration to M_O, and he said that he knew of this coming but didn’t do anything of it. There was, of course, the post 3 weeks ago warning of this happening, but thp himself said that he would’ve stopped it if he could, and when I asked if another owner was to back him up, he said the same would happen to them. He also said that the other owners stripped him of owner before he realized he should’ve done something, which in my opinion sounds like what they did to me, silencing all who do not agree. I’m sure you’ve also seen the post of Sauce saying everyone talking about the “arkuum that is not coming” would get banned, and it is really just saying that all people that disagree with what they’re doing and want to tell every

one about it would get banned.

Onan: Yeah, this is gonna take a while before we see any new posts around. That's why we're staying in MO for the time being.

Well, we're almost out of time, anything else?

Well, I would like to say for all the people who don’t know yet that YES I AM A FURRY STOP ASKING ME. Anyway good night (leaves stage)

*He stares in silence*

Welp.

When we come back, musical guest LaFollete, stay tuned.

(comes back) ALSO I FOUND YOUR BOX OF IMPORTANT STUFF WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO LEAVE THE RIVER IN MSMG HERE (throws at onan)

Onan: Wow. I wonder if anyone's told Space about this. Kinda sounds similar to his situation. No doubt he's gonna be salty.

*laughter in the audience. He sips some of his coffee*

Almost like a "Brave New World" kind of thing that led into "1984". But I don't wanna get cancelled by MSMGSOC for talking about this, let's move on. Any big plans for the summer?

Well, I do play a lot of geometry dash so I’m thinking of trying to wrangle up all of the msmg gd players to do a megacollab, though it doesn’t seem plausible now with the very inactive mods.

I exist, therefore, I should not

“Boo!”

wait where is (2)

Yeah fr

He made a joke about the site mods in the monologue and it has been cut from broadcast

When is (4)?