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witch power ranger are you take this quirky quiz! Obama sent the immigrants to vac-i-nate your kids.

could i interest you anything all of time
a little bit of everything all of the time
apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
anything and everything all of the time

could i interest you anything all of time
a little bit of everything all of the time
apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
anything and everything all of the time

you know? it wasn't always like this
not very long ago, just before your time
right before the towers fell, circa '99
this was catalogs, travel blogs, a chatroom or two
we set our sights and spent our nights waiting for you

you, insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad
You were barely two
And it did all the things
We designed it to do

now look at you, look at you
you, you, unstoppable, watchable, your time is now
your insides out, honey how you grew
and if we stick together who knows what we'll do
it was always the plan to put the world in your hand

heh hahhaha ahHAHAHAHA huuuuuuu
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time
A bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time

could i interest you in everything all of the time
a little bit of everything all of the time
apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
anything and everything
and anything and everything
and anything and everything
and all of the time

havent had this much fun in a while thanks for that

no problem, i haven't done this for a bit either, it gets boring around here pretty quickly

fair enough

Which power ranger are you?
Take this quirky quiz.
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids.

Weve got movies
And doctors
And fantasy sports
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