I mean I like the smeggs but I need a break yk?

Looks like I need to tie better knots

Damn ... try not to make that mistake again. You never know what the kids might try to do. They could escape and tell the police. Be careful.

I know. I learned some new knots and bought plenty of duct tape

Good. Make sure it's the good duct tape. The cheap junk they have in the stores sometimes doesn't work

I know. The offbrand stuff sucks.

Agreed. I've had horrible experiences with the stuff. It stops being sticky after 3 days 5 hours 42 minutes

Yep, and with minimal effort you can wiggle out if it. How is that useful for anything?

Exactly! Which is why you should always go with the good, better quality duct tape

Nothing but the highest quality!

Yep! :)

Mmmmmm
I guess you're right
chains are better than knots