Rules and prompt in comments

You see these two in an alleyway. You know that they are wanted criminals, and highly dangerous. WDYD?

Rules:
You can not see the shadow demon that is attatched to Æleph
Romance must be moved to memechat.
Uffie is gay, and Æleph is bi.
No killing them or reporting them to the police immediately, interact with them first.
No military OCs.

Also, apologies. I may not be able to respond as fast as usual, I'm in school.

Why the heck are you doing that at school?

Because when i made this, it was free time and i had nothing else to do

Bro but do it at home

But i had nothing else to do

Was it free time as in blooket or Kahoot or as in talk but no phones?

Free time as in
Study hall
If you're done with your work, they let you be on your phone

Ah.

Either way, i don't think (from what I remember from school) that you are supposed to use social media in class

No offense meant

A-150, he works at saws Incorporated : oh hi there *goes closer to analyze them*

*Uffie quickly pulls a knife out of his pocket. It's jagged and rusty. It has a syringe in the middle of it. It seems like getting stabbed by that would not be fun. He stands in a defensive pose.*

Uffie: "Not another step, Schatz."

A-150: *scared and stuttering* p..pp.please do..dont h...h..hurt m..e please

A-150: *pulls out a corrosive saw from his back* don't get close or I'll throw it

*Uffie chuckles darkly.*

Uffie: "I've been through worse."

*Æleph steps forwards, as if she was going to stop Uffie, but she freezes.*

*throws the saw at Uffie*

*Its slices his arm open, and he inhales sharply. He crouches down, holding his would.*

Uffie: "Ohohoho, when I get my hands on you..."

*He growls indecipherable things under his breath, presumably in German.*

A-150: *stomps Uffie in the head* never mess with me

The a150 was a Japanese project for a Yamato class battleship with six 510mm guns and improved 100mm dp guns

Z: ...?

Dark:Well well well 2 wanted criminals in an ally some one bound to find then. And to think I am the first.

Oliver: * walkingby and accidentallymake eye contact with Æleph*

*She whispers to Uffie.*

Æleph: "Oh shit, someone saw us."

Oliver: s-sorry, I'll go..

ill get back to this, im tired but i want to at some point, so ill memechat you when im ready, deal?

Aaron: "Hello."
*He slowly approaches*

Uffie: "I was talking to Æleph, but I'll gladly make you shut up too."

*He raises the knife menacingly.*

Aaron: *He stood as still as possible and scanned his surroundings*

*Uffie takes a step towards you.*

Aaron: "Try and stop me, try and hit me even."

*He rushes towards you, ready to stab.*

Aaron: *He watched their every move and evades the attack*

*The both look at you, caught slightly off-guard. Uffie quickly stands up straight. Æleph takes a step towards you.*

Æleph: "Heyy there... What are you doing here..?"

*She has a hint of fear in her voice.*

Aaron: "Making sure you two aren't up to anything sketchy."

*Æleph and Uffie exchange glances. Uffie steps forward.*

Uffie: "You aren't going to tell anyone about this, are you?"

*He has a thick German accent.*

Aaron: "Maybe, maybe not. I'm undecided."
*He smirked*

*Uffie glares at you, and puts his hand in his pocket.*

Uffie: "Trust me Herr, that's not the kind of thing you want to joke about around me."

*He looks like he's ready to pull something out of his pocket.*

Aaron: "You're pushing your luck, don't try anything."

Uffie: "As are you."

*Æleph is just frozen in place, a look of terror on her face.*

Aaron: *He menacingly gazed at Uffie, his smirk now gone*

Æleph: "Uffie, I think we sh-"

Uffie: "Shut it."

*Uffie slowly pulls a long, jagged knife out of his pocket. It looks like getting stabbed with that thing would be torturous.*

Aaron: "Make me."
*He stretched a bit*

Coal: hello..?

Helicopter Rescue Guy: *Stares at them, looking scared*

Delia: *thinking: there's more criminals like you, delia, like father, or liz, just calm your breathing*

*They both make eye contact with you. Æleph's gaze is soft and concerned, whilst Uffie's gaze is harsh and cruel.*

Uffie: "And who may you be?"

Delia: *gently shaking*

Uffie: "Well?"

*He has a thick german accent.*

Delia: "w-well i'm hiding from the c-cops" *still shaking, clearly nervous*

*Uffie's expression turns dark.*

Uffie: "Are you saying. There are cops coming here? Right now??"

Delia: "no, im just on the run from them"

*His expression remains dark.*

Uffie: "I don't trust that. Æleph, let's go."

*He turns towards Æleph. She's still frozen in fear. Uffie just rolls his eyes and pushes past her.*

Delia: i swear my family's been hunted for years because of my father's actions