Rules and prompt in comments

You see these two in an alleyway. You know that they are wanted criminals, and highly dangerous. WDYD?

Rules:
You can not see the shadow demon that is attatched to Æleph
Romance must be moved to memechat.
Uffie is gay, and Æleph is bi.
No killing them or reporting them to the police immediately, interact with them first.
No military OCs.

Also, apologies. I may not be able to respond as fast as usual, I'm in school.

Why the heck are you doing that at school?

Because when i made this, it was free time and i had nothing else to do

Bro but do it at home

But i had nothing else to do

Was it free time as in blooket or Kahoot or as in talk but no phones?

Free time as in
Study hall
If you're done with your work, they let you be on your phone

Ah.

Either way, i don't think (from what I remember from school) that you are supposed to use social media in class

No offense meant

Starshine: “Hmm. From criminal to criminals, I’d suggest you two not hang out in such an obvious place.”

*Æleph looks at Uffie nervously. Uffie just glares at her.*

Æleph: "We thought it was discreet."

*Æleph suddenly freezes, and looks behind her. Within a second, she returns to normal. She looks terrified. Uffie just rolls his eyes.*

Starshine: “Something wrong, there?”
*She leans against the wall and pulls a butterfly knife out of her pocket, twirling it around in her fingers. She manages to not cut herself.*

Æleph: "It's-"

*She looks like an someone just told her to shut up, but nobody is there.*

Æleph: "It's nothing."

*She smiles.*

Starshine: “Huh, I’d think it wasn’t.”
*Starshine puts the knife back in her pocket.*

*Uffie pushes Æleph to the side rather roughly.*

Uffie: "Now, are you going to rat us out?"

*He has a rather thick German accent.*

Starshine: “Oh, hell no. I respect most other criminals. It’s a rule of mine.”

Uffie: "Good. Because if you do tell anyone about this, I'll-"

*Æleph shoves Uffie out of the way.*

Æleph: "Ignore him, I won't let him hurt you. I try my hardest to make sure he doesn't kill anyone."

Uffie: "You're doing a shit job at it, Schätzchen"

*Starshine simply laughs to herself.*
Starshine: “You two argue a lot?”

Æleph: "Siblings, am I right?"

*She laughs nervously.*

*Uffie seems to be glaring very hard at her.*

Starshine: “Okay, I don’t know what’s going on, but calm your tits.”

*Uffie shifts his gaze towards you.*

Uffie: "Don't test me, Mädchen."

*Æleph discreetly blocks Uffie from anything he might do. He doesn't notice.*

Starshine: *smirks* “Ich habe mit schlimmeren Menschen zu tun gehabt als Sie.”

*Uffie seems surprised at first, but then he returns to his harsh nature.*

Uffie: "Interesting."

Æleph: "Hey, I've got an idea! Uffie, why don't you uhmm... Go to our hideout, and get a drink? You look like you could use it..."

Uffie: "Very well."

*Uffie leaves. Æleph looks relieved.*

Starshine: “So what’s with him?”

Æleph: "He doesn't like anybody. He used to work for a kids show. He was the main character. Then one day, he just lost it. Killed every. Single. Person. Except for me."

Starshine: “…Damn. I still don’t take back what I told him about me having dealt with worse people than him, though.”
*She cackles*

Æleph: "Trust me, you haven't seen his true evil side. He doesn't just kill people he hates. He tortures them. All you can do is watch in horror as he injects god knows what into your blood. As he cuts you open, and studies your organs. It's horrible."

*She looks like she's seen awful things.*

Starshine: “Oh, Jesus- I now take back what I said.”

Æleph: "He's truly awful. But I have to be here for him, no matter what he did to m-"

*She stops herself.*

Æleph: "No matter what he did to anyone. He is my brother. Siblings stay together."

*Starshine raises an eyebrow*
Starshine: “What did he do to you?”

Æleph: "He-"

*She freezes again, like someone put their hand on her shoulder. But once again, there is nobody there.*

Æleph: "He didn't do anything. I just messed up my words, is all. I'm not as good with english as Uffie is."

*She chuckles nervously.*

Starshine: *skeptically* “Uh-huh.”

*Uffie walks back into the alley.*

Uffie: "What are we talking about?"

*His voice is condescending.*

Starshine: “Eh, you know. English skills.”

*Uffie glares at Æleph.*

Uffie: "Interesting."

*He puts his hand in his pocket, seemingly grabbing something.*

Starshine: *calmly* “Why, you didn’t want to be left out of the conversation or something? I’m sure we could continue it.”

*Uffie keeps eye contact with Æleph. She seems to be terrified.*

Uffie: "No, that's not necessary."

Starshine: “Okay, okay, what’s going on here?”

*He glares at you.*

Uffie: "What do you mean?"

*Æleph is saying 'don't' in sign language behind his back.*

*Unfortunately, Starshine doesn’t know sign language just yet.*
Starshine: “That… Isn’t exactly normal sibling behavior. Just saying.”

Uffie: "Well, we aren't exactly 'normal' siblings. We are serial killers, after all."

Æleph: "Well, you a-"

*He quickly pulls a knife out of his pocket, and holds it to her neck.*

Uffie: "Don't say another word. I already know what you said to her."

*He gestures to you.*

Uffie: "Don't think you're getting out of this either. Æleph, we'll finish this later."

Starshine: “Oh. Oh shit.”

*Uffie takes a step towards you.*

Uffie: "So, you said you've met worse people than me? If that was true, you wouldn't be standing here right now."

*You can see the knife he's holding in detail now. It is extremely jagged and rusty. It's covered in blood. It looks like it has a syringe in the blade. It seems like it would be very painful to be stabbed with.*

*She reaches out her hand and a small ball of white light appears. She sighs as she looks at it, then back at Uffie*
Starshine: “Don’t make me blind you. I don’t want to do this.”
*The ball of light pulses as it flies behind her, seeming to be threatening to glow brighter*

*Uffie growls.*

Uffie: "Please, as if a little light could do anything to me."

*He smirks and runs at you, blade ready to enter flesh.*

*Starshine throws herself out of the way and the ball of light grows larger. It’s now roughly the size of a basketball.*
Starshine: *panicking* “You wouldn’t be able to do anything to me if you tried! I don’t have blood. I don’t have organs. I mean, sure, I have my own equivalent of blood, but it’s not blood.”

*Æleph is watching in horror, unable to move.*

Uffie: "This blade has a syringe inside it. Wanna know what's inside? Acid. It will melt you from the inside."

*He grins, and it's nothing short of terrifying.*

Starshine: “Oh, f**k. Look, I know someone you CAN kill who’s human?! Her name is Dolion- Just please don’t do anything to me, and I won’t have Enigma blind you.”
*The ball of light, presumably Enigma, pulses more rapidly, blinking in and out of view like a firefly*

Uffie: "You know too much, Frau." *He charges again.*

*Starshine quickly gets up and backs away, pulling a handgun out of her jeans pocket. She turns the safety off and aims the gun at Uffie*
Starshine: “Don’t make any sudden moves.”

*He stays still. The way he's standing makes him look like a rabid wolf. Æleph tries to say something, but nothing comes out.*

*Starshine sighs, and Enigma flies behind her, still on guard*
Starshine: “Look, I don’t want to kill you. I respect you. I’m not going to rat you out. Can we just settle this peacefully?”

*Æleph finally speaks up.*

Æleph: "DON'T! The second you turn around, he'll stab you! And that knife doesn't have acid, it has tranquilizers in it!"

*Uffie slowly looks over at her. She immediately looks regretful.*

Starshine: “For the love of God. In that case, I’m simply not turning around.”

*Uffie slowly stands up. The rage in his eyes is strong. He takes a step towards Æleph.*

Starshine: “Oi, don’t mess with her. She’s been through enough.”

*His attention snaps back to you.*

Uffie: "And what would YOU know?"

*He glares at Æleph again.*

Uffie: "What did you tell her? You'd better speak up, before I gut you."

*He takes another step towards Æleph. She's shaking. But her focus isn't on Uffie. She's staring at something directly in front of her face. There's no one there.*

Starshine: “What the hell…?”

*Æleph is muttering under her breath. You can only make out so much.*

Æleph: "No. No. Please no. Not now. I did everything you said."

*Uffie grins evilly.*

Starshine: “Just leave her alone, goddammit!”

Uffie: "Unfortunately, this is not my doing. Not entirely. Ever notice how her tail is missing? She cut it off. She thinks theres a demon attached to her tail. She's delusional."

*He grins.*

Uffie: "I suppose I used her as an experiment for too long."

Starshine: “The f**k…?”

*Æleph is now crying on the ground. Uffie looks back at you.*

Uffie: "Now, about you living. You truly know too much. I can't just let you leave, can I?"

Starshine: “I may know too much, but I’m not saying shit to anyone.”

Uffie: "But I can't trust that, now can I? People lie, Schatz."

*He chuckles maniacally.*

Starshine: “I always keep my word, pal.”

Uffie: "How am I supposed to know you arent lying?"

Starshine: “And how do I prove to you that I’m not?”

Uffie: "You can't, so it's best I just kill you now. I can make it quick and painless..."

*He puts his thumb on the end of the handle of his knife, presumably where the plunger of the syringe is.*

Uffie: "...Or long and painful. Which one will it be?"

Starshine: “And how do I know if it matters what I choose? If I choose one thing and you go against me with the other?”

Uffie: "That would be cowardly. I may be many things, but I am not a coward. I have a certain. Image. To uphold."

*He grins.*

Starshine: “It is not wrong to be a coward, but it is wrong to be a manipulator such as yourself. For all I know, your sister should have stopped listening to you the moment she realized something was wrong. Doesn’t matter if you’re family or not.”

Uffie: "You think your words matter to me? I know I'm manipulative. The thing is, I don't care."

*His grin gets more psychotic.*

Starshine: “But why, is the question?”

Uffie: "Because I've lost it! I lost it years ago! All I want to do is kill people, and nobody will get in my way."

*He lets out a loud, high, insane laugh. It's spine chilling.*

Starshine: “Why did that happen?”