cooking battle (we all know in a real fight, trollface would win)

Goober: shits bout to go down.

Omeletta
There's nothing better than a mothers cooking
(And Omi could crush Trollface in a real fight)

Mr Trollface: i beg to differ, for both of course!

Omi: First of all, I make delicious homemade meals, every night and nearly everybody who eats my food loves it.
Second of all, you're not Vegeta.
Third of all, you're an 80 year old man and I'm a GODDESS.

Mr Trollface: You think YOUR the best at cook?? Monk ashika koschei... my good friend, i learned from the wild while you cook from a futuristic stove, the wilderness can beg to differ when my cooking blows away the competition!

Omi: I can cook with a fire even better than any oven!

Mr Trollface: yeah with your god powers! without them you would just be a weak housewife!! I could easily beat you!!!

Omi: I cooked like this WAAYYYYYYY before I even met Eggy, and he loved it the moment he tried it.

Mr Trollface: Thats because hes a pudgy loner that will eat anything thrown on a plate, he doesnt even have a 6 pack!

Omi: Don't talk about my husband like that! And even if he was, that still doesn't explain why everyone else likes it!

Mr Trollface: yeah, with his pussy powers! I could totally body him in a boxing match!

Omi: He could send you to the next galaxy with a tap, and so could I!

Mr trollface: wanna bet? (tosses her a strange cube) This cube will take away all his god powers for 50 minutes, precisely the time it takes for a boxing match, Me Vs you both...
Ill whip ya a new shell by the time im done with you!

Mr Trollface: Was?? he still is fat! hes got more yolk in him than mike tyson's opponents!

Omi: He never was! And you look like you've got broomsticks for limbs, and have that ridiculous smile!

Mr Trollface: clearly you havent seen my quads (he starts flexing them) Man he really got me in shape! unlike your pudgy husband!

Omi: ok, maybe he's abit chubby, but he'd still kick your ass!

trollface only because he isn't completely retarded or stupidly op

its still a w!

reason why i created stupidly op stuff
I WANT EGGY'S OCS TO END

Omi isn't OP, and she ain't retarded

Omeletta

this is why i take court roleplay classes (cracks knuckles)
you see,
Trollface has been around for almost 84 years and over that short period of time (compared to other bosses) he has been able to mass produce something that was never able to be done before...
microwaveable meals that actually taste good

I dont think anyone willingly wants to eat a hot pocket

BRO YOU DID NOT.