Casually Approach Child, Grasp Child Firmly, Yeet the Child

yes

Step 4: go to child's funeral. Step 5: take child out of coffin. Step 6: yeet the child again. Step 7: put child back in coffin. Step 8: Bury child.

Step 8: wait for child to ferment. Step 9: dig up child. Step 10: roast child over spit. Step 11: sell the remains as a rare Melanisian delicacy. Step 12: make profit. Step 13: move away, change name, phone number, and ID. Step 14: repeat.

*add a step, meant to start at 9 🤣🤣

So my step 8 is 9.

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