You encounter this lil dude on his computer, wyd?

GET THE F**K OFF MY KEYBOARD YOU DUMBASS

Jack: *le boop the lizard* look at this cute lil fella

Okay, new rule. You can't kill the beardie

take it and make it my bearded dragon's friend :]

Miner:wanna play so Minecraft?

[Insert lizard noises]

Miner:Oh yeah, forgot to turn on my translate*turns on translate*

"Ye"

Miner:*opens up minecraft
Miner:*smiles

:D

Happi

"Make sure to include my friend!"

Miner:got it

Ellie(frick it cant think of a good name): *puts her white bearded dragon down next to Hawthorn(i know this because of your memes) and hopes they get along*

Hawthorn is my dead bearded dragon.... this one's name is Swordtail....

From Wings of Fire The Lost Continent

.

FanWing alert

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What?

*throws bro outside*

*picks it up*

pet it

*Happy lizard noises*

i want a bearded dragon so bad

They are actually very good reptiles for beginners

Eat it

Seriously?

Do I look like I'm joking?