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oh damn that crazy
but i can accelerate myself to near infinite speeds without being harmed, and am near impervious to damage, and as a bonus i can blast beams of pure white plasma out of my eyes(i don't need to however because i have far more powerful abilities then the starmarked of other planets for some reason) all because i found this funny looking meteorite a while ago and kept it near me for a long time.
👍

Okay

yeah
iv'e had run-ins with scp foundation units before and i kinda just left

Damn

i don't think they get that i don't need to be "contained" and i can just be chill

It was probably the GOC them bcs the Foundation really doesn't give 2 flying f**ks

ah
yeah that makes sense

Me (I can summon 50 thermonuclear bombs instantly):

Do not use thermonuclear bombs, they failed to work in previous breaches

GOC:

They're being contacted to assist the Foundation in terminating the instances

I can summon 3³ coca colas that can be activated in a 50 stud radius by saying “COCA COLA ESPUMA”. They explode upon command. They have a 5 stud radius, though, sadly.

bro used roblox measurements

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That’s because it originates from Roblox

That's weak, I can get 600 stud snipes in Entrenched

The 3x3x3 colas actually spreads when you blow it up. It explodes the middle, making all 27 colas spread out, then they explode. They spread at around a 60 stud radius at max, with the 5 stud radius for each 27 colas spread around 45 studs. All colas are around 1.5 studs tall and 1 stud wide.

Lmfao
it’s from final boss of completionists. Here is a showcase of it from a stupid furry
https://youtu.be/zPlTHa0M-M0