Phantom: That’s cool, but I sure don’t care!
The Amazing Inexplicable Plot Changing Demon: nuh uh
(Phantom is dragged to the edge of the forest, screaming)
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You/Your OC is walking through the forest, when they see this poster nailed to a tree, slightly stained in blood. Missing person: Lian Funnyguy. Last seen at the edge of the forest. If found, please contact Lauren Funnyguy or Lawrence Funnyguy.