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I get bites but I’ve never gotten sick

I get bites but I’ve never gotten sick | Me in the summer after I get a mosquito bite:; Guess I’ll die | image tagged in guess i ll die,memes,funny,true story,relatable memes,summer | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
17,138 views 252 upvotes Made by Iceu. 2 years ago in fun
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As a floridian i am used to getting eaten alive by mosquitos
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Im italian and somehow, me too
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I'm a mississippiman and some how me too as well
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i live on a farm and the mosquitoes are terrible rn (plz help me)
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Where I live in Florida it is considered the mosquito capital of the world (Sanibel Island)
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Damn
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for real tho-
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Me too.
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lol a mosquito is the only thing that can defeat SCP-049
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Can the mosquitoes at least accept an equal trade instead of constantly dodging my claps?
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same
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Lol
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Time to go by by then
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This reminds me of when I was 6 years old I was f**king terrified of mosquitoes because I literally thought they would kill me
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If I’m being honest, same bro.
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sup iceu, whats poppin
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My brother and dad were walking in the forest one time... and there were literally a thousand mosquitoes near them X_X they thought they were going to die if they didn't run as fast as they could XDDD
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Man I got one right on my collarbone where my bassoon strap goes
Only I haven't been outside
So I have no idea what bit me please help
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Mosquitos get into the house sometimes. My Nana once had a mosquito problem at her house. They were breeding in her broken dishwasher. We had someone get rid of them and the dishwasher was removed.
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My worst nightmare right there
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But I live in the basement
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exCUSE ME
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My bedroom is in the basement
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Ohhhh okay i thought something else-
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Oh no I haven't been kidnapped
Yet
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Would you wanna be kidnapped? (/J )
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Aight I'll be there to get you in a few minutes
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Great i wanna get out of this hellhole anyway
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Alright cool.
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Okay. Btw do you wanna be my assistant in kidnapping other people? You don't have to if you don't wave
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*wanna
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Whenever I have the chance to
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Shit dude…
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I just scratch my mosquito bites until they bleed, then no itchy
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-100 damage
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I, ate dirt, drank hose and river water, liked scabs i picked open, probably some other crap and now have an immune system of steel
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Me in the summer after I get a mosquito bite:; Guess I’ll die