Pov" you see this small cat

???: I spotted an SCP-5254 instance!

Alex" Yeah that danger dog =3 "

???: God I hate those things, they freak me out and there is 2 escaped instances approaching a heavily populated MSMG city

Alex" wow... "

>=3

???: *Unholsters his P90* I'm gonna terminate it

>=3 - runs away -

???: *Opens fire*

- you miss -

???: *Radios the rest of Nine-Tailed Fox (Mobile Task Force unit Epsilon-11)* one of them is getting away, search for it

- hidding - =3

???: *Activates Night vision gear* Come out! Your gonna die anyway!

- still hidding -
???" im not one of them "

???: I'll give you 15 seconds!

Y u tryna kill Alex? You were vaporeon at one point lol.

MTF Epsilon-11 are in charge of terminating an infectious SCP that turns humans into Pokemon when wearing Pokemon merchandise

Alex" fine... under one condition "

???: What

Alex" i get to wander around the halls... im more of a combination of 2 scp's effects "

???: That probably won't happen, security is right right now

Alex" im not infectious... only semi-immortal "

???: Yep I'm calling Nu-7 that is a big problem

Alex" scp 5254 and scp 3270 =3 "

???: I am also calling Alpha-1

Alex" i know more about you then you do your self =3 "

???: What town was I born in

Alex" names Alex "

???: Have you surrendered!?

Alex" only if you put the gun down "

???: I would rather not

Alex" im not a full instance of scp 5254 "

???: Your coming with me

Alex" where? "

???: That's info I'm not allowed to tell

Alex" then how can i trust you? "

???: We won't kill you, but testing will be done

Alex" [ insert town here ] "

(Gladstone)

=3

???: Incorrect dumbass

Alex" i like prank's ok =3 "

???: And I like trolling, and by trolling I mean killing a random Class-D sobbing alone in a bathroom during a containment breach

Alex" wow... look im just a very lazy person who was turnd into a telepathic cat "

???: And I'm an SASR graduate who was employed by the SCP Foundation

Alex" and i know alot of scp so... yeah =3 "

???: What SCP mimics human voices

Alex" that would be the Danger dogs... scp... uuhhh... i dont remember numbers that good "

???: SCP-939?

Think you might be in the wrong universe for that bro...

Lmfao