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Ong Polly is a popular name for parrots omw to sue parrot owners

It’s fun to joke about it though
I heard another science teacher made an assignment with my name in it. (It was spelled differently, and wasn’t referencing me)
I walked up to her on field day, played the better call Saul theme, and joked about how I was going to sue her.
It was funny.

Nintendo when irl Italians named Mario

"well nintendo's the type of company to sue your mother for naming you mario"
-thegamesalmon

true

man im so pissed that there's a flower named after me

Hi

yo

the potato flower

Lmao