It's the little differences

Ask a Republican at work about how his first date went; I took her out to a picnic for lunch then we went to see a movie. Went great, seeing her again this Friday; We went under the bridge, where zer ______ my ____ and among the garbage, I rolled on zer and ______ zer right in the___ for_______ then Rover ______ my ________ and ____ ______ ____ ____ toilet bowl ___ ____ ___ ________ zer ended up getting _____ and ___ _____. Isn't that a great _________ first date? Ask a Democrat at work about how his first date went