Ralph has been hitting the gym

Have a salad. 🥗

no. Not king. Will not obey.

Ralph then proceeds to kill your first born child inside the womb

ok.

Wsg chef potato

how do you know?

I have my ways

explain. How do you " HAVE YOUR WAYS " ?

I’ve been stalking you since you were 5 I thought you figured out already

ok. Then what am i doing right now?

On your silver Mac book

Im not on a silver mac book. But you are close.

how many books have i made in the last 7 months?

Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather 'round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
I hear her voice in the mornin' hour, she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
Drivin' down the road, I get a feelin'
That I should've been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, (down) country roads
Take me home, (down) country roads

what if i told you... if you are on your phone right now?

he one punch cock

It’s a turkey so he should not be referred to as a cock

The correct term for a male turkey is a tom

my bad gnib