WHEN I WAS LIKE TWO OR THREE YEARS OLD, MY PARENTS WERE ASKING ME WHAT KIND OF HOUSE I WANTED. I WANTED A HOUSE WITH A BEDROOM THAT HAS PINK WALLS, ALTHOUGH I DIDN’T TELL THEM THAT THE REASON I WANTED PINK WALLS WAS BECAUSE, IF THEY ARE PINK, THEY MUST BE SEE THROUGH AND FULL OF PINK YOGURT; I CRIED ALL NIGHT WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT MY NEW ROOM DID NOT HAVE YOGURT IN THE WALLS
